Car sales, laugh of the week

[jono]

So my “old girl” got a recall from Audi. 9 year old 3.0 Tdi Audi Quattro. Not sexy but a diamond motor that’s now at 95k miles and running like a Swiss watch. So off I go and get a free heater matrix fitted and they washed it. Top guys ! Thing is I am now on the Derby Audi data base so I got a Christmas email inviting me to treat myself to a present.

So they tell me I can by an £85,000 Etron and the total monthly running costs are a paltry £ 154 … sign me up boys !

Then in the small print it says “certain costs associated with this purchase are not included in this estimate such as: deposits, insurance and finance costs”  🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.  
 

These guys take spin to another dimension

 

[Grumpy Git]

1 hour ago, jono said:

So my “old girl” got a recall from Audi. 9 year old 3.0 Tdi Audi Quattro. Not sexy but a diamond motor that’s now at 95k miles and running like a Swiss watch. So off I go and get a free heater matrix fitted and they washed it. Top guys ! Thing is I am now on the Derby Audi data base so I got a Christmas email inviting me to treat myself to a present.

So they tell me I can by an £85,000 Etron and the total monthly running costs are a paltry £ 154 … sign me up boys !

Then in the small print it says “certain costs associated with this purchase are not included in this estimate such as: deposits, insurance and finance costs”  🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.  
 

These guys take spin to another dimension

 

Just order two. 🤣