Boycie Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 How come, Jamie Ward of Sheffield United is listed in the News of the world as scoring about 12 goals, 11 for Chesterfield. Our Chris Porter has scored 3? for us and I think 12 for Motherwell. Is he listed in the top scorers section? is he heck? A petition needs raising and sent to Murdock Maxwell or what ever his name is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Is it because his goals wasn't in the English leagues? not sure how it works to be honest but I would guess at thats the reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 16, 2009 Author Share Posted March 16, 2009 Why do you have to come up with logical reasons all the time David. What happened to the old fashioned "Witch Hunt!" Or is it not PC? Can you call them Witches? Spirtual minorities? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Ok ok, the FA are racist and hate the Scots thats why Porters goals don't count, I suggest we head down South and march through the streets of London to Soho Square and pelt Haggis at the windows of the FA's headquarters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 16, 2009 Author Share Posted March 16, 2009 That's more like it! When are you picking me up? Do you need a hand getting out of your armchair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I'l be fine, I've got some Vasoline I'l see if that helps me get out of the chair. I'l have to check the bus timetable and nip to Tesco and pick up the Haggis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 16, 2009 Author Share Posted March 16, 2009 Can you get Tinned Haggis? They are more effective with glass windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Certainly can, I'l nip down the cash n carry get a box of tins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 16, 2009 Author Share Posted March 16, 2009 I WAS JOKING! Haggis in a can! can you imagine? I hear that it is vile at the best of times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Never tried it, looks like mince in gravey on the tin. Anyway who cares what it tastes like we're not eating it! Bring your builders toolbelt you can arm up with tins of Haggis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 17, 2009 Author Share Posted March 17, 2009 Builders tool belt!:eek::eek: How very dare you!! I'm one of the gentlemen trades, I wear a top hat for work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Originally posted by David;5719 I'l be fine, I've got some Vasoline I'l see if that helps me get out of the chair. I'l have to check the bus timetable and nip to Tesco and pick up the Haggis. Is that for private time then david lol just for you and boycie haha :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 It's for private use despite several requests from Boycie, think he has the message now to be honest. It did cost me a day in court to get that message across mind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 17, 2009 Author Share Posted March 17, 2009 You said that you didn't want people to think you were gay David? Is it open season now then? [sIZE=1]poof![/sIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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