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How come, Jamie Ward of Sheffield United is listed in the News of the world as scoring about 12 goals, 11 for Chesterfield.

Our Chris Porter has scored 3? for us and I think 12 for Motherwell. Is he listed in the top scorers section? is he heck?

A petition needs raising and sent to Murdock Maxwell or what ever his name is.

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Is it because his goals wasn't in the English leagues? not sure how it works to be honest but I would guess at thats the reason.

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Why do you have to come up with logical reasons all the time David.

What happened to the old fashioned "Witch Hunt!"

Or is it not PC? Can you call them Witches?

Spirtual minorities?

Ok ok, the FA are racist and hate the Scots thats why Porters goals don't count, I suggest we head down South and march through the streets of London to Soho Square and pelt Haggis at the windows of the FA's headquarters.

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That's more like it!

When are you picking me up?

Do you need a hand getting out of your armchair?

I'l be fine, I've got some Vasoline I'l see if that helps me get out of the chair. I'l have to check the bus timetable and nip to Tesco and pick up the Haggis.

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Can you get Tinned Haggis? They are more effective with glass windows.

Certainly can, I'l nip down the cash n carry get a box of tins.

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I WAS JOKING! Haggis in a can! can you imagine? I hear that it is vile at the best of times.

Never tried it, looks like mince in gravey on the tin. Anyway who cares what it tastes like we're not eating it! Bring your builders toolbelt you can arm up with tins of Haggis.

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Builders tool belt!:eek::eek: How very dare you!!

I'm one of the gentlemen trades, I wear a top hat for work.

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I'l be fine, I've got some Vasoline I'l see if that helps me get out of the chair. I'l have to check the bus timetable and nip to Tesco and pick up the Haggis.

Is that for private time then david lol just for you and boycie haha :eek:

It's for private use despite several requests from Boycie, think he has the message now to be honest. It did cost me a day in court to get that message across mind you.

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You said that you didn't want people to think you were gay David?

Is it open season now then?

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