Ruddy Women

[Day]

I'm starting this "Ruddy Women" thread for us men to moan about the ladies in our life, I'm sure I will be a regular contributor to this thread over the coming days, weeks, months and years.

My first moan is...........

The stupid cow said she would do my tax return online as she was doing hers at the time, oh right thanks, saves me a job and money I thought mwhahahaha.

Today I have just recieved a letter from HMRC telling me that they are issuing me with a £100 penalty for not submitting my tax return on time, eh?

I've just rang her up and she seemed genuily confused as she had done it well before the January deadline. I asked her how much my tax bill was this year, "I didn't pay anything", well how have you done my tax return then? errr....anyhow fast forward 5 minutes of blonde excuses, I logged into the HMRC website to see I was only 90% complete, the stupid cow didn't click submit. Grrrrrrr, shes now refusing to pay the penalty on the basis that I should of done it myself.

Ruddy Women!!!!

[trigger]

why had she left the kitchen in the first place? LOL

[Perky1106]

When she tells me to get ready to go out at 9pm then we go out at 10pm so I have to wait around for an hour while she straightens her hair.

[Boycie]

David, the tax penalty cannot exceed the amount of tax due, therefore you cannot be held liable for the £100.

But you do need to send in the form, though. ahem.

[bakeri666]

surely if she did yours the same way as she did her own, she also is only 90% through her tax return and should be receiving her fine soon too

[Boycie]

Good point well made.

[Day]

surely if she did yours the same way as she did her own, she also is only 90% through her tax return and should be receiving her fine soon too

But she didn't, thats why shes a stupid cow. She actually paid £29.50 too much on hers..

[bakeri666]

GENIUS

[Day]

I think ******* idiot would be more suited to be honest, I've sent my appeal card in, what good that'l do I don't know as there wasn't any box to tick for having a blonde missus.

[Boycie]

In the words of a certain Admin, "DON'T YOU READ THE ABOVE POSTS!"

Nunbnut, *Bananas*

[Day]

In the words of a certain Admin, "DON'T YOU READ THE ABOVE POSTS!"

Nunbnut, *Bananas*

What is you on about, and its Numbnut, Numbnut

[Boycie]

Numb butt is more like it!

"David, the tax penalty cannot exceed the amount of tax due, therefore you cannot be held liable for the £100.

But you do need to send in the form, though. ahem."

[Day]

That would be bloody brilliant if my tax bill was under £100, thanks for that snipet of info.

[Boycie]

You said the tax to pay was zero?:confused:

[Day]

You said the tax to pay was zero?:confused:

Where did I say that?

[Boycie]

I think you have to read your first post in the frame of mind of we know what you are trying to say. If not, it's confusing.:frown:

[Day]

Have you been on the cherryade already?

[Boycie]

I asked her how much my tax bill was this year, "I didn't pay anything",

Thought you mean the tax bill was zero and you just hadn't filed it.

If it wasn't zero, you need my accountants phone number.

[Day]

Today I have just recieved a letter from HMRC

I've just rang her up and she seemed genuily confused as she had done it well before the January deadline. I asked her how much my tax bill was this year, "I didn't pay anything", well how have you done my tax return then?

I didn't ask her at the time how much it was as she'd ask for the bloody money back, I presumed she had done it as she had her debit card out. But I had to ask her today as I got the letter today.

comprende amigo?

[Boycie]

I think we need a poll.