Day Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Do you ever open your mouth and eyes as wide as possible at the same time when you use that smiley in your post? :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Only when triggers behind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 Only when triggers behind you. Is that a regular occurence for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Alas no, but he's down under at the moment.:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Alas no, but he's down under at the moment.:eek: i'm sure there's a euphamism there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 it's rude to post with your mouth full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 Says the one with Pot Noodle juice dripping over his posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Knob cheese on toast today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 Smegma is a natural secretion that builds up under the foreskin in males and in similar folds in female genitalia. Normally it is washed away easily but if there is an unusual amount of it you probably have a yeast or fungal infection. A tube of over-the-counter cream from a pharmacy should fix it. Sometimes using soap will cause a yeast (thrush) infection. Rinsing with plain water in the shower is enough to keep most penises clean and fresh. If you were never taught to wash under there before you may have a build up of smegma that is difficult to shift.Softening with cream or oil will help remove this sort of build up. See the link below to my detailed foreskin stretching instructions. They contain hints about lots of things including removing such build up. I would not recommend eating it on toast, unless the Pot Noodle cupboard is empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 With HP sauce obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 In that case, send me a slice up will you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyndsey Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 OMG Daveo have you just googled that :eek: (i tend to look like that most nights when the kids are in bed) [sIZE=5]wahhayyy[/sIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 haha daveo why would u search that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 Google it? not on your nelly, my brain is full of knowledgeable things like that. You never know why you might need to use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 pubv quiz at the halftime in a darts championship:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Marina Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 What he actually means is, he's tasted enough to know what it is:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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