froggg Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 darts is a pub game ! its for beer swilling bloaters who cant be arsed to do a proper sport! bluntly put its for fat lazy bast ards! trust trigg to sum it up in diplomatic fashion:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 No, its a game for fat blokes who cant play proper sports and have a liking for garish jewellery and bad haircuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 i challenge any of you non believers to a best of 13 set match. i would guess that after i have kicked your arse you will appreciate that its a sport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 i could have been an athlete perfect body for a darts player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 the vast majority of players now are of an slim build.Fat players are now in the minority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 i challenge any of you non believers to a best of 13 set match. i would guess that after i have kicked your arse you will appreciate that its a sport. I challenge you to a 13 rounds of free for all on Modern Warfare 2. I would guess that after i have kicked your arse you will appreciate that its a sport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 ive just gone into training for darts now! ive had 4 english breakfasts, washed down with 8 cans of tennants super, 40 benson and hedges,3 melton mowbray pork pies ,9packs of cheese n onion chrisps, 7 aeros, 4 twix,s 5 mars bars and a snicker and 8 cans of tennants super,oh and two wa*ks mid morning menu is -- 3pints of beef dripping in a glass to start, 4litres of pure chip fat, 7 bacon and egg butties 60 benson and hedges , 12 cans of tennants super 7 burgers 3 kebabs and 2 greasy wan*s cant wait for dinner im already begining to look like a darts athelete, just going to get one of the hidious hair cuts(ive been advised a mullet will surfice) watch me waddle to the oche! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 youre all braindead.go back to playing with your consoles you ****** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 youre all braindeead.go back to playing with your consoles you ****** If your going to accuse us of being braindead at least spell it right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 pedant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CumbrianRam Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I think it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyderf Posted January 13, 2010 Author Share Posted January 13, 2010 I think it is. I think you are wrong cucumber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 he is right.:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyderf Posted January 13, 2010 Author Share Posted January 13, 2010 he is right.:mad: You'll be trying to claim fishing is a sport next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 it is,have you never watched fishomania? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 What makes darts a sport when other pub games such as dominos and pool are not classed as sports? or is dominos and pool classed as a sports? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyderf Posted January 13, 2010 Author Share Posted January 13, 2010 it is,have you never watched fishomania? Yes i have, i have also watched total wipeout, and like fishamania its a competition not a sport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakeri666 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Yes i have, i have also watched total wipeout, and like fishamania its a competition not a sport i thought Total Wipeout was a sport... and 'Hole in the Wall' aswell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyderf Posted January 13, 2010 Author Share Posted January 13, 2010 i thought Total Wipeout was a sport... and 'Hole in the Wall' aswell I think you are getting confused with that thing you do in public toilets :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 What makes darts a sport when other pub games such as dominos and pool are not classed as sports? or is dominos and pool classed as a sports? pool is a sport you muppet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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