Day Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 When the missus texts me I'l be lucky to get one kiss at the end of a text "x", yet when her mum texts me I always get at least 3 at the end of every text. She's a lovely woman and all that, but she's over 40 and had kids so clearly past her best. I'm starting to wonder if I should avoid situations where we would be alone in a room, I'm also thinking should I bring into convasations that I don't find women over 40 attractive, in fact the thought of them naked turns my stomach. I know she finds me slightly attractive as she commented on my legs when I went round after football once, she said something along the lines of she wishes she were 20 years younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfc_kev Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 just shut ya eyes and think of england!! you have to take such opertunities when they become available! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 lie back and take one for the team lol you know what they say daughters turn into their mothers in later life lol so you could put it down for future training Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakeri666 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 take advantage - go for a mother daughter 3some... ya never know she may have a young body under those clothes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 filthy swine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 just think daveyboy, if she takes her teeth out ,what an amazing feeling for you:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 just think daveyboy, if she takes her teeth out ,what an amazing feeling for you:D Uuuurgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 gummie bears i luv em lol:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 how'd u get on with your mother in law when she stayed with you then trig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 she served a purpose ,ps your foo king sick dan!lol:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 she served a purpose ,ps your foo king sick dan!lol:D lol - http://theinsanityreport.com/images/pot_kettle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 In for a penny and that ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams71 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 call her bluff Dave,go for it when you are alone with her and see what happens. whats the worst that could happen to you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 if you have to close yer eyes with her davey boy , make sure you flick yer tongue on her man in the boat ,and not on her heamoroids:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 trig ur 1 sick puppy :redface: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 He's got a point though xD Wouldnt want to make that mistake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 1 quick slip and you will end up in the s h1te! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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