CumbrianRam Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Golfer Tiger Woods has been hurt in a car accident in Florida, according to unconfirmed US media reports. Initial reports said he had been seriously injured, but there has been no official confirmation. A local mayor was later quoted as saying Woods had been freed after treatment for facial lacerations. The golfer's car reportedly struck a fire hydrant and tree as he pulled out of the driveway of his home, according to local media reports. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/golf/8383782.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CumbrianRam Posted November 28, 2009 Author Share Posted November 28, 2009 He's OK, only suffered minor injuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Tiger Woods is a good putter, but he's not much of a good driver is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 sounds abit dodgy apparently his missus used one of his clubs to smash a window to get him out of the car more they were havin a barney he went to drive off and she went to town with a club which made him crash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 TIGER Woods has fulfilled a lifelong dream after breaking Jack Nicklaus's record for really weird car crashes outside his house. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/fairway1 The best approach is a slight fade not avoiding the large tree on the right hand side of the fairway The 14-time major winner and one-time car crasher paid tribute to his mother, his caddy and his wife Elin, who he said had made the record possible with her 'love, encouragement and constant threats of hideous violence'. Woods said: "You can't achieve what I have achieved unless you have a strong, devoted partner telling you to ram your car into a fire hydrant before she knocks the holy loving fudge out of you with a six iron." He added: "I had been feeling good all week so when I stepped up to the car at 2.15 in the morning I knew I had a great chance of hitting that really big tree just across the road." Woods brought the same level of discipline to his car crashing as he does to his golf, employing Roy Hobbs, the much sought-after coach who last year helped Cristiano Ronaldo and Lindsay Lohan to car crash glory. Hobbs said: "My technique is very simple - keep your head down. As soon as you look up you increase the risk of seeing where you are going, at which point it becomes more difficult to have a car crash." Meanwhile Woods' latest assault on the record books will open up a new range of endorsements which experts say could make him the first billionaire sportsman to avoid talking to the police after a serious road accident. Nike is already working on the Tiger Woods AirBag, Gillette is to unveil the Tiger Woods Facial Laceration Repair Kit, while General Motors is to rebrand its Cadillac Escalade model the Tiger Woods Tree-Mangler GLX. In a professional career spanning 43 years Jack Nicklaus had a total of zero bizarre car crashes though he did once swerve to avoid a pygmy hippo when his wife was chasing him down the street with a flamethrower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I would like to announce that Tiger and I had a string of meetings the last time he played at the Belfry Mid/late 90's. Yes we had sex, I'll admit it. He said he loved me, but obviously wouldn't leave his wife for me. His loss. Denial is not just a river in Eyjipt. (or however you spell it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I like the way he has now decided to quit golf for a while... to try an sort his life out... Bit late matee... your career as the good personality of sports has gone down the ****** loo, now play it like the bad ******* and have everyone hate ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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