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What's the wrost pile of shi*te you have bought or been given ?

Just thinking with christmas coming up :D

MILLIONS of people got up in the middle of the night to buy vast amounts of **** they did not need yesterday, after stores told them it was now a bit cheaper.

This pair of antique-style paraffin lamps is just £59.99 from JJB Sports

Large numbers queued to get back into shops across the country, all of which had shipped in a fresh lot of tat to palm off as sale goods.

However, there were some real bargains on offer including a fully-armed Type 45 Destroyer, reduced to £329 million from Argos, and an old plastic bag full of Quality Street for a tenner.

Nikki Hollis, 26, said she had hit the sales looking for make-up and sex toys but ended up with a bag of Quality Street and a set of cotton handkerchiefs monogrammed with the letter ‘F’.

She said: “I also got a pair of men’s breeches with a 41-inch waist, a paraffin lamp and a yo-yo which lights up when you roll it along the ground. It’s been a great day.â€Â

Bill McKay, 48, said he had bought a sign saying ‘Sale: 50% off’ for a third of its marked price, a piece of used chewing gum for only 3p, and had a dog **** thrown in for free.

He said: “The reductions this year are incredible, I would have bought the sign and the gum anyway.â€Â

Annie Laird, 34, said she had bought an end-of-season cat from a man in the street, half a set of bagpipes, some genital herpes, and a Nimrod reconnaissance aircraft.

She said: “My husban is going to kill me when I get back, he can’t stand cats.â€Â

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ebay is a bugger, Gaz has decided he wants to collect all games consoles from the atari (sp) upwards including amigas!!!

(if you have any oldies let me know!!)

im a bugger for clothes, i have a triple wardrobe and only wear clothes out of one side, the rest are impulse buys that i have never even wore

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Annie Laird, 34, said she had bought an end-of-season cat from a man in the street, half a set of bagpipes, some genital herpes, and a Nimrod reconnaissance aircraft.

She said: “My husband is going to kill me when I get back, he can’t stand cats.â€Â

She'll regret that - she'll never get it to fly

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