vicky-27 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 What's the wrost pile of shi*te you have bought or been given ? Just thinking with christmas coming up MILLIONS of people got up in the middle of the night to buy vast amounts of **** they did not need yesterday, after stores told them it was now a bit cheaper. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/lamps This pair of antique-style paraffin lamps is just £59.99 from JJB Sports Large numbers queued to get back into shops across the country, all of which had shipped in a fresh lot of tat to palm off as sale goods. However, there were some real bargains on offer including a fully-armed Type 45 Destroyer, reduced to £329 million from Argos, and an old plastic bag full of Quality Street for a tenner. Nikki Hollis, 26, said she had hit the sales looking for make-up and sex toys but ended up with a bag of Quality Street and a set of cotton handkerchiefs monogrammed with the letter ‘F’. She said: “I also got a pair of men’s breeches with a 41-inch waist, a paraffin lamp and a yo-yo which lights up when you roll it along the ground. It’s been a great day.â€Â Bill McKay, 48, said he had bought a sign saying ‘Sale: 50% off’ for a third of its marked price, a piece of used chewing gum for only 3p, and had a dog **** thrown in for free. He said: “The reductions this year are incredible, I would have bought the sign and the gum anyway.â€Â Annie Laird, 34, said she had bought an end-of-season cat from a man in the street, half a set of bagpipes, some genital herpes, and a Nimrod reconnaissance aircraft. She said: “My husban is going to kill me when I get back, he can’t stand cats.â€Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Usually it's **** clothes that are purchased and then I come to senses realizing they don't suit me or make me look gay. Then I pull my hair out in a fruitless hunt for the receipt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 i buy crap on a regular basis usually off ebay lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 I thought the title referred to Billy Davies' favourite past time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyndsey Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 ebay is a bugger, Gaz has decided he wants to collect all games consoles from the atari (sp) upwards including amigas!!! (if you have any oldies let me know!!) im a bugger for clothes, i have a triple wardrobe and only wear clothes out of one side, the rest are impulse buys that i have never even wore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Paul Jewell is the king of buying *****, I mean £1.5m on Savage, can anyone top that?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 Yes ! - Claude Davis £3 mill ! Sav was a bargain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Damn, but Jewells Sav deal comes a close second in the buying ***** department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Damn, but Jewells Sav deal comes a close second in the buying ***** department. [sIZE=7]boooooo!!111!! [/sIZE][sIZE=3]your just not gonna give sav a chance are ya daveo [/sIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 At £1.5m and god knows how much in wages I expect alot more from a player, sorry about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 modern warfare 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 4.7 million copies sold worlwide on it's first day, I would imagine that would make it more popular than Robbie Savage, theres also probably more people that own this game than dart players around the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakeri666 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Annie Laird, 34, said she had bought an end-of-season cat from a man in the street, half a set of bagpipes, some genital herpes, and a Nimrod reconnaissance aircraft. She said: “My husband is going to kill me when I get back, he can’t stand cats.†She'll regret that - she'll never get it to fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Is that one of your 'in' jokes Bakeri? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 bet he thought it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakeri666 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 just facts... I used to work on 'em... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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