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A FEMALE runner in tonight's 800m World Athletic's Championships final is facing shock claims that she is really a MAN.

Bulky South African Caster Semenya, 18, is a favourite for the event after blowing away competition in the semi-finals on Monday.

Caster Semenya, has been reported as a potential disqualification from tonight's 800m final in Berlin, on the grounds that the IAAF had conducted tests on her to establish her sex, and that she might be male

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I don't think a female could build up that amount of muscle mass by the time she is 18. It even takes years for female body builders to get that kind of muscle and they are usually on roids.

Something is definitely odd about this, though "she" could have a dodgy balance of testosterone but still be a woman.

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Recent photos suggest that if Semenya has balls, they are detachable

Semenya has come under suspicion after pumping her large, muscley arms in a way that made normal girl athletes look weak, vulnerable and pretty.

Officials from the International Athletics Association will today perform an eight-point ball check on the South African.

The test will involve Semenya removing her trousers and pants before a team of gender recognition specialists shine a torch between her legs and start poking about with a long spoon.

An IAA spokesman said: "If we can't see the balls immediately we will then ask her to turn around to make sure she hasn't shoved them between her legs like that freaky bit in Silence of the Lambs.

"If we find at least one ball then there is a 60-70% chance that she's not really a girl. If we find a great, big cock then the chances increase to about 90%."

He added: "We will also be searching her room and her luggage to make sure she hasn't hidden her cock and balls inside an old shoe or an empty milk carton."

Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, backed the tests adding: "Normally, when there is a suspicion over someone's gender the first question a scientist would ask is 'does she have balls?'.

"If the answer comes back 'yes' then what you've got is either a male human or that strange, halfway-house mutant that usually ends up in an Irish boy band.

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