Boycie Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Now you may or may not know, I am a Multi Millionaire who is just doing Electrical as a job for beer money. I made my money in the creation of the worlds first novelty cork screw. It was a little boy with a cork screw as a dick. It sold all over the world and set me up to live in the way I have become accustomed too. Well, I'm sitting here with my coffee table in from of me and I've got a load of Tesco vouchers, a jar of 1's & 2's, a luncheon voucher and a buy one get one free offer for a whopper at BK. To get my backing and a sniff of my whopper, pitch your ideas to me. The only rule is, that it must make me laugh. Who's first up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 A ring pull on a Fray Bentos tin Hmm needs some thinking does this - i'll be back ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 Okay you rumbled where I got me idea for this thread from, NOW GET THINKING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Marina Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I intend to invent a good defence for Derby, do you think it's plausible, or ******* ridiculous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 31, 2009 Author Share Posted July 31, 2009 I'll pass on that one, with all the dragons that are backing our club at the moment, they won't invest in a good defence. So let me tell you were I'm at, i'll not be investing either, I'M OUT! Next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 a new voice box for billy so when the press pull his drawstring he doesn't use the same old excuses ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrOrdinary Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Originally posted by derbydan;25714 a new voice box for billy so when the press pull his drawstring he doesn't use the same old excuses ?? surely there isnt enough money in the world to be able to change that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 A robotic arm to be fitted into armchairs that are set on a timer to eject the sitter every known and again - especially on Saturday's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Electrobush With 10million footballers worldwide, at some point in their career they will be stalked by some sad lonely woman thinking shes still got it. The common place for stalkers is in the bushes outside the footballers house. I have come up with a little invention that with a click of this button (shows Boycie the remote) sends a 240v shock through the bush electrocuting the stalker to her death. Electrobush come in various sizes to fit your garden requirements, the smallest being 2ft and the largets 10ft. The Bushes are authentic looking and in the hours of darkness stalkers wouldn't suspect a thing. I'am looking for £15,000 for a 20% stake in my company. If you have any questions I will gladly answer them, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Originally posted by David;25740 Electrobush With 10million footballers worldwide, at some point in their career they will be stalked by some sad lonely woman thinking shes still got it. The common place for stalkers is in the bushes outside the footballers house. I have come up with a little invention that with a click of this button (shows Boycie the remote) sends a 240v shock through the bush electrocuting the stalker to her death. Electrobush come in various sizes to fit your garden requirements, the smallest being 2ft and the largets 10ft. The Bushes are authentic looking and in the hours of darkness stalkers wouldn't suspect a thing. I'am looking for £15,000 for a 20% stake in my company. If you have any questions I will gladly answer them, thank you. Too much time on your hands mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo no ! i don't like that one - i'm not investing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 31, 2009 Author Share Posted July 31, 2009 Originally posted by David;25740 Electrobush With 10million footballers worldwide, at some point in their career they will be stalked by some sad lonely woman thinking shes still got it. The common place for stalkers is in the bushes outside the footballers house. I have come up with a little invention that with a click of this button (shows Boycie the remote) sends a 240v shock through the bush electrocuting the stalker to her death. Electrobush come in various sizes to fit your garden requirements, the smallest being 2ft and the largets 10ft. The Bushes are authentic looking and in the hours of darkness stalkers wouldn't suspect a thing. I'am looking for £15,000 for a 20% stake in my company. If you have any questions I will gladly answer them, thank you. David, Hi, I'm Boycie. Do you have a patent for the name ElectroBush? I'm sure I've got, sorry, seen a device in a sex shop called this, but it don't do the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I've got a patent pending for Chaddesden and Moor Farm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 31, 2009 Author Share Posted July 31, 2009 Could this device be uprooted and placed at any footballers house regardless of if they even place for Derby anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I don't see any reason why not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 31, 2009 Author Share Posted July 31, 2009 Sorry, no. I'm out. I couldn't stop a member from carrying out her passtime, plus we need to train her to stalk Forest playes to put them off when we play them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Your loss is my gain, this time next year I'l be a millionaire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 1, 2009 Author Share Posted August 1, 2009 Go on! getart mar pab! NEXT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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