Day Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Farts smell more in the shower? seriously I want to know. I've been a lazy get to day lounging around and just went into the shower, within seconds of being in there I let off a right stinker. Usually I don't mind the smell of my own but this one was evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 when you do it the bath is worse tho that little bubble is like hiroshima revisted and you know its coming but theres nowt you can do to avoid it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 24, 2009 Author Share Posted July 24, 2009 I was looking for a scientific answer not your bathroom hobbies Dan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Hey guys! I really did laugh out loud at your posts! Don't passing gas through water make it more pure? David, did the smell start straight after you washed your cleff? Did you burn the sponge afterwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 24, 2009 Author Share Posted July 24, 2009 I bent over for the shower gel and out it came, and I use a loofah not a sponge, sponges are soooo last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Is it me or do pubes continue grow in sponges? The little buggers are well dug in when I pick them out. The Ginger ones are the worst, trouble is no ones Ginger in our house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 24, 2009 Author Share Posted July 24, 2009 Postman pats ginger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 im a postman....but not ginger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 So he is, what are you saying? Have you tried facing away from the shower, sticking your @rse out so that the water runs down the middle of your spine and over your cleff and then farting? Now that is some mixed up noise! Try it! It makes me laugh every time, even more when the missus shouts up stairs "Did you call me?" Hehe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 A smell isn't as bad, and certainly not as messy as a love eruption in the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 You're a dirty bar steward! that's what you are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 24, 2009 Author Share Posted July 24, 2009 Didn't take long for someone to lower the tone of this thread you disgusting boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 You say that as if the tone was high already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 24, 2009 Author Share Posted July 24, 2009 I set a high standard of quality posts on this forum I'l have you know, where else would you beable to debate the science behind flatulence in the shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Yeah, who's posting about cracking one off?:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Ok the rectal muscles push out a form of gas that has been contained in the body at high pressure. This gas, with the help of natural body bits and a high concentration of Hydrogen atoms causes senses in the naval passage of the human standing in the shower to react badly, thus triggering complaints from the human being. The shower is in a small space, so it is likely that the gas may take a while to escape this small area. This leaves a terrible natural odour that exists for many minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 I think your full of ***** actually! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 your all talkin **** lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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