Day Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Couriers come when your on the bog? I've sat waiting all morning for a parcel trying not goto the toilet and hold it in until it starts to hurt so you have to go, soon as I sit on the bog and drop my guts BANG BANG BANG, you have to wipe as fast as you can and leg it down to the stairs to find a ticket 'we tried to deliver but you were on the bog' I now have to go through the same routine tomorrow grrrrrrr. They should be forced to wait at each address for 5 minutes before driving away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 that happens to you alot don't it lol you didn't lose ya toothbrush again did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 15, 2009 Author Share Posted July 15, 2009 Honestly? yes it does, every week I seem to miss a parcel due to my guts. I swear they sit outside in my garden waiting until the bathroom light goes before trying to deliver. Frustrates the hell out of me, I've even tried going for one first thing in the morning but have you ever tried to force one out when there aint one waiting in the queue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Simples. Remove the bog paper from the toilet. Send the syco flatmate for a dump and then the Courier will knock. Grab the spotty speed freek, and bundle him under the stairs and lock the door. Tell the syco that all the toilet papers gone and he'll have to go to fetch some from under the stairs. Sit back and open your parcel. Listen to the screams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 15, 2009 Author Share Posted July 15, 2009 Nice idea but I can see a possible flaw to the plan, we don't use toilet roll we use the flannel, saves money, just bung it in the washing machine every couple of days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Oh very european. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Originally posted by Boycie;23586 Simples. Remove the bog paper from the toilet. Send the syco flatmate for a dump and then the Courier will knock. Grab the spotty speed freek, and bundle him under the stairs and lock the door. Tell the syco that all the toilet papers gone and he'll have to go to fetch some from under the stairs. Sit back and open your parcel. Listen to the screams. lol that made me spit out me drink when i read that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 Another parcel due today, a tenner says I miss the bloody thing again. Might be a good thing mind you it's a new watch and I aint told the missus yet that I've "wasted" more money on stuff I didn't need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrOrdinary Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 did you get it? or where you on the crapper again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 Got it but I'm in the doghouse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrOrdinary Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 swings and roundbouts really aint it! id say it was worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Twit. ter'er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Originally posted by David;23680 Got it but I'm in the doghouse! Was that a parcel delivery as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 17, 2009 Author Share Posted July 17, 2009 No I built it myself, it's also known as the spare room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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