Dangerous Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Any suggestions for events? I think the venue could be the Browning circle in Mackworth. 1st event:100 m pushchair dash.For girls under 17 years of age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Shoot the Stella cans off the wall with gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Relay = passing the can of special brew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.M Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 The "How many fingers can you get up whilst still wearing plastic bling" relay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 How many 15 year old girls can you impregnate in an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrOrdinary Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 stealing hubcabs race or hubcab discus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.M Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Competition for who gets most excited when various cans of Lager are on sale and the off-license The bent cap-peak competition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Gold medallion hammer throw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Browning Circle would be a good host venue, as Derby's most notorious gang have been named after the area. It'd be good for shooting as the BCT could bring all their guns. Also, Nova racing would make a good event. Also how about a triathlon? The first event is running across the spider bridge as fast as possible, whilst knicking wallets of the public. Then jump on the number 41 from Allenton. The final events involves eating a McDonalds quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Fastest tag removal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 After serious negotiations the games are to be sponsored by Burberry and Bench clothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 What about Henleys? Is Browning Circle in Smackworth? I thought it was in Sunny Hill. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 The "tucking your jeans into your socks"race will be popular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I used to wear Bench when it wasn't so chavy. Soon as it became available in Republic and USC they went down Chav route, still have the odd t-shirt hanging around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 I had a Burberry jacket before they brought all the chequered crap out that Daniella Westbrook et al adopted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I used to have a Bench coat but the zip broke. I liked it. The logo wasn't prominent. I hate those T-Shirts that have the words 'F R E D P E R R Y" written hugely in silver. All other Fred Perry clothes are awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.M Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I used to tuck my tracksuit bottoms into my football socks whilst I was wearing Nike Airs that I got from Donny Market, I also used to wear rockport polo shirts and wear a burberry cap and shout "Ha dikheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead". But then it became chavvy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Originally posted by M.M;23428 I used to tuck my tracksuit bottoms into my football socks whilst I was wearing Nike Airs that I got from Donny Market, I also used to wear rockport polo shirts and wear a burberry cap and shout "Ha dikheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead". But then it became chavvy... And despite it being chavvy you decided to keep pursuing these activities. U wna hear some bangin drum n bass choones on ma new motorola fone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 When I was at school, you'd have to take the shame if you wore Fred Perry! Fred fecking Perry! take d'shame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 Farah trousers were the trouser to wear at school when I went.Now the chavs would love them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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