Boycie Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 This dizzy mare took me from behind on the island on J25 M1. She hit me ball, and bent me socket backwards. Other than that, I was unscathed. She took one on her bumper and broke one fog light. She asked me for my phone number, even though she gave me a bump from behind. Is she after a date or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Get yer towbar love you've pulled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 13, 2009 Author Share Posted July 13, 2009 I've just had a thought, I think it was Vicky! Looked a bit like Vicky, from what I remember. She's not been on tonight has she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 You are safe Boycie - wasn't me - i can't drive i am seriously thinking about it though - but don't worry i will warn you first. Did you take her particulars down ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 13, 2009 Author Share Posted July 13, 2009 She cana drive either! Yes, I took them down. She's just rung me and asked if I'm free tomorrow night. Should I go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrOrdinary Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 do it your in! thats why she hit you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 13, 2009 Author Share Posted July 13, 2009 I'm sorry, I just can't keep it up. No, that's not in the bedroom, it's my sad fantasy regarding the crash I was in. Sorry./ohmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 did yer get yer big end out and show her boycie, eehhh did you? did yer jump start her boycie? did you make her gearbox rattle eehhh boycie, did her transmission fluid go everywhere eehhh boycie? was it a race boycie?, did she blow you off at the lights(ooohh err mrs) time for me medication ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 Sweet mother of mary, are you alright?:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I think his big end's gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 over worked his piston Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 15, 2009 Author Share Posted July 15, 2009 I greased her nipples! BOOM BOOM hahahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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