froggg Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Ferking **** stains and all that boiiucks Went down to Bargain Booze toneet and got 3xIPA beers for £5 then went for 3xPeroni for £6 and then went for 3xStella Ciders as well forget the price BUT 9 pints later + the 2 bottles of Marston double drop I had in MY BEER FRIDGE - I am PHisshed - as I have drank myself stupid as on strike tomorrow so no WOK for me as on strike so therefore not get to got up good man......what you on strike for....:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 good man......what you on strike for....:eek: I am a Teacher (and a Sex Instructor as well as a Beer Consultant ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 http://shopnp.com/images/Alcohol/Teacher%20whisky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the464444 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 O nothgt London oh north london oh north london is wonderfuuuuuuuul it;s full of conershops and latenigt dri nnking baseme ts oh north london is wonderful oh sluth london is full of ***** oh london is full of ***** except rfor brixton and vauxhapppo there[s very few few good drinking placesss] 4eANx rpt for the places i saif. stajfn up if yo love nortb lonndon stand up if you nortn lo ncon abyobe who supports spurs of arse are a disgraaaaaaaaaace Thank You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I wish The Ram was my teacher.. He's so wise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 30, 2011 Author Share Posted June 30, 2011 We all had an alky teacher at school didn't we? Mine was the woodwook teacher, the old soak. Used to give you a lift back from the pub at dinner though, nice old soak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkletoes Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 oooooooooooooosssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhh seconf in the quiz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkletoes Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 second even lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 second even lol you sound pisshed to me .......spiffing job old bean:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkletoes Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 you sound pisshed to me .......spiffing job old bean:) thanks man too much stella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Now i/m geettting phissed been on the Hawksridge cider from Asda only £1.43 per 2 litre bottle - just dunked down 2x2 litres and that was on top of 4 cans of Tetleys bitter - calcluulcolated that I have now had 23.2 units - appraently you arent even surpossed to do that in a day and I'bve done ther fecker in 3 hours as I was well thirsty Gotta go now as at work in 7 hours and Mrs Ram needs servicing as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkletoes Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 :coffee: bed time............... night night all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkletoes Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Right im on a stag do this afternnon so please be prepared for some serious ramblings when i get home..... mrs twinkletoes has given me a pass out to pass out so should be brutal!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Now i/m geettting phissed been on the Hawksridge cider from Asda only £1.43 per 2 litre bottle - just dunked down 2x2 litres and that was on top of 4 cans of Tetleys bitter - calcluulcolated that I have now had 23.2 units - appraently you arent even surpossed to do that in a day and I'bve done ther fecker in 3 hours as I was well thirsty Gotta go now as at work in 7 hours and Mrs Ram needs servicing as well... what subject do you teach mate...... just wondered if you could remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 3, 2011 Author Share Posted July 3, 2011 never mix grain and grape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkRam Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 I'm not suuprised not wverythng lasts I've broken NY heart so many tomes I atoped keeping track. Sing along! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 lala la la da laaaaaaaa:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Well a week on the pissss on holiday, but alas I have been beaten :mad: met a couple of geezers from Sheffield, who started drinking at 8:30 every morning till 10:30/11:00pm every day/night, one of whom consumed 30 pints each day :eek: He drank Bitter (Pale Rider at 5.2%) and ther other drank Stella with 5 strawberries floating on the top each pint! :confused: although he could only manage 20 pints per day! I asked him why and he said he was a twaat! I only managed 36 pints in the 7 nights FFS so I am truly ashamed and wish it to be made clear that Dave and Mick from Sheffield are the Pisss heads of the year and I am no longer worthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastKentRam Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Well a week on the pissss on holiday, but alas I have been beaten :mad: met a couple of geezers from Sheffield, who started drinking at 8:30 every morning till 10:30/11:00pm every day/night, one of whom consumed 30 pints each day :eek: He drank Bitter (Pale Rider at 5.2%) and ther other drank Stella with 5 strawberries floating on the top each pint! :confused: although he could only manage 20 pints per day! I asked him why and he said he was a twaat! I only managed 36 pints in the 7 nights FFS so I am truly ashamed and wish it to be made clear that Dave and Mick from Sheffield are the Pisss heads of the year and I am no longer worthy. It takes a big man to admit he's beaten. 30 pints in a day, jesus f*cking christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 I don't think I could reach half of that. Or afford it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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