RamNut Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 your still my hero The Ram. Always! bend over.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsall_Ram Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Talking of alcohol.. Anyone drink Kopparberg? Get in Morrisons. 8 large cans for £10.. plus they are doing a Raspberry flavoured Kopparberg on cheap. Beaut it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 24, 2011 Author Share Posted June 24, 2011 Talking of alcohol.. Anyone drink Kopparberg? Get in Morrisons. 8 large cans for £10.. plus they are doing a Raspberry flavoured Kopparberg on cheap. Beaut it is! Do I need to say anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 lightweight's;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Talking of alcohol.. Anyone drink Kopparberg? Get in Morrisons. 8 large cans for £10.. plus they are doing a Raspberry flavoured Kopparberg on cheap. Beaut it is! I drink that for breakfast Piss weak and tastes like Vimto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 24, 2011 Author Share Posted June 24, 2011 You've drank Vimto? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 24, 2011 Author Share Posted June 24, 2011 You've drank Vimto? I feel betrayed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTR.93 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 bend over.... no thank you. Paedo, i'm just a young boy! :crying:. (This is a joke for those of you who are sensitive towards strong jokes so fu!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkletoes Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 First of all i apologise for my spelling last night , for some reason when i was asked to go to a quiz i heard come to the pub and consume your own body weight in Stella Artois! so being a well mannered individual i tried my best and i did quite well! what i was trying to convey in my ramblings was i had asked some friends of mine if they will be coming to the Boxing day match against the dirties to which they all replied they would have better things to do? even after there explanations that where in the most part utter rubbish and i seem to recall me having a counter argument / remedy for each situation that was given they still said NO!!! i shook my head in despair and had to have more stella to help me come to terms with the fact that some of my friends are just sad:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Add anotherr bottle of Merrydown 3 for £5 down the local shop * run by ethnic minorities:) *edit by boycie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Cheers, Boycie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Dear Doctor / Sir or Madam I understand that the recommended maximum safe daily intake of alcohol is three units for a man and two for a woman. Does this includes happy hour? And if it’s buy one get one free then surely the free one doesn’t count or there’d be no point? Look, if the Misses hasn’t drunk her units, then can I have them to save them from going to waste? May we assume that you are not counting any of the following as alcohol : · paint stripper, brasso, or methylated spirits, · anything that you’d put in a lawn mower · girly drinks and alco-pops, · anything with lemonade in it, · anything brewed in a shed · any stuff left over from xmas · anything duty free · slops or dregs Do you mean three units a day for life? As I did not drink alcohol until I was 18 years old does this give me an extra 20,000 units to play with? Surely a big bloke is allowed a few more? Look smart a-rse, most of it gets p-ssed up a wall anyway? Ah yer gobsh1te. Yours faithfully etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 25, 2011 Author Share Posted June 25, 2011 Dear Doctor / Sir or Madam I understand that the recommended maximum safe daily intake of alcohol is three units for a man and two for a woman. Does this includes happy hour? And if it’s buy one get one free then surely the free one doesn’t count or there’d be no point? Look, if the Misses hasn’t drunk her units, then can I have them to save them from going to waste? May we assume that you are not counting any of the following as alcohol : · paint stripper, brasso, or methylated spirits, · anything that you’d put in a lawn mower · girly drinks and alco-pops, · anything with lemonade in it, · anything brewed in a shed · any stuff left over from xmas · anything duty free · slops or dregs Do you mean three units a day for life? As I did not drink alcohol until I was 18 years old does this give me an extra 20,000 units to play with? Surely a big bloke is allowed a few more? Look smart a-rse, most of it gets p-ssed up a wall anyway? Ah yer gobsh1te. Yours faithfully etc etc what he said. Don't think Ramsnuts was drunk though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Phisshed nd it wont point straight i keep squirting on others in the Gents bogs drown town so came home to have a wee :cautious: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 i hate that. when you're stood at the urinal and some bloke starts p1ssing like horse, until you're stood in a warm wet misty shower of someone else's p1ss. I assume thats what a rain forest feels like. Your clothes feel damp afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkletoes Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 No drinking for a week on anti-( social ) biotics:( Will have to leave drunken rants to theram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcdavecov Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 No drinking for a week on anti-( social ) biotics:( Will have to leave drunken rants to theram Man up....antibiotics are for people who go to the doctors and the doctor thinks after assesing you "there's nothing really wrong with this guy, i'll give him some antibiotics so he gets out of my office" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkletoes Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Man up....antibiotics are for people who go to the doctors and the doctor thinks after assesing you "there's nothing really wrong with this guy, i'll give him some antibiotics so he gets out of my office" I agree but i had mine from a vet.....Fooking sheep are very dirty creatures...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcdavecov Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I agree but i had mine from a vet.....Fooking sheep are very dirty creatures...... Poor tekkers, always play safe with a new sexual partner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Ferking **** stains and all that boiiucks Went down to Bargain Booze toneet and got 3xIPA beers for £5 then went for 3xPeroni for £6 and then went for 3xStella Ciders as well forget the price BUT 9 pints later + the 2 bottles of Marston double drop I had in MY BEER FRIDGE - I am PHisshed - as I have drank myself stupid as on strike tomorrow so no WOK for me as on strike so therefore not get to got up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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