Jonny Red Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 looks like Boycie really enjoyed himself out in Majorca..... the local ladies definitely took a shine to him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 where is the valve to inflate? does she speak spanish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 He took her for a ride every day . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 The little minx used to slip her hand around the front to try and syphon me petrol tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Red Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 no protection Boycie tut tut You need to give her a helmet to slip on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 I know. I said in spanish "Do you fancy a bang?" but she ignored me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Red Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 well you know its bad manners to speak with your mouthful Boycie If you give her a big ***** she always likes to 'bang' mate without fail!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 I gave her a massage, but she made a noise like a fart. Mind you, i forgot me baby oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 How can I say this.....................GET A JOB YOU LOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Red Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 David it is just like a job i promise you... Its a job keepin up Hey Boycie, if she's makin funny noises like that you need to reduce her daily 5 portions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 You need to peddle faster Jonny or have you let your leg hair grow back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Did you mean to say get a job lot David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Red Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 it sprouts up quicker than i can keep it all trimmed down now David! It must be them hormones running wild! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 She gave me an electric static shock right on the end of me lightening conductor.:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Red Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 you're never satisfied are you Boycie eh? still i suppose at least you can say it turned you into a bright spark hehe.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 She came with a machine to blow her up. I reversed the air flow and put on the life craft adapter and had some fun. Got three legs now./ohmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Red Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 don't that make her a stool now then? :confused: Or a tripod!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 I wish you'd go to bed, I'm trying to wiz through all the posts I missed over the last 2 weeks. Aghhhhhhh! Everyone stop posting! Not really, (hope david don't read this:o) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Red Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 tiz what i like to see.. Boycie chained to the desk workin his nuts off...hmm maybe thats what you meant by tittie fatigue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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