Help Needed

[Boycie]

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hole heartedly?

[ramblur]

massive results.

Piles

[Boycie]

Ass tronomical

[Brammie Steve]

When we were in the prem,did we go 0-15 (nil for fifteen against).

I have had a Villa fan giving it large over the last few years, but cannot remember us having that record;

Whats our worst without scoring.

Thanks in advance.

Just ask him how Villa got on against league 2 (old 4th division) Bradford tonight in the Mickey Mouse Cup semi final.

lost 3-1 didn't they? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />

[Brammie Steve]

don't think we had a 0-8, 0-4, 0-3 on the trot like Villa.

So tell your villa mate to shove it up his moaning yam yam arris

Ay Utch doh yoh goo insultin the Black Countray!

Villa maight bay Brummay but thim bay Yam Yams an we doh lairk em.

(Google translator being no good with this pure English I give a translation...

Mr Utcheter, please do not confuse Aston Villa with the Black Country.

Whilst we may grant that Aston is a district of Brumagem aka Birmingham they are not part of the Black Country and are actually not very popular hereabout!)

[CrimsonRam]

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