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Salford ram

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    Salford ram reacted to Ewetube in Random stuff that people do that annoy me   
    Celebrities and their self-importance.
    I do not need a singer/ actor/ footballer/ writer/ model with their extravagant lifestyle telling me to give some of my meagre income to a particular charity. Why not live more modestly and do some good yourselves?
    I also don't require your assistance in deciding how to vote. You may be good at what you do but that does not make you qualified to advise me on anything.
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    Salford ram reacted to McRamFan in Random stuff that cheers me up thread   
    I am a big fan of doing random acts of kindness.
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    Salford ram got a reaction from Tony Le Mesmer in Random stuff that people do that annoy me   
    Totally agree especially people on mobile phones, where you can hear both sides of the conversation . I don't want to hear about you boring life , keep it to yourself aaarrggghh
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    Salford ram got a reaction from Ewe Ram in Random stuff that people do that annoy me   
    Totally agree especially people on mobile phones, where you can hear both sides of the conversation . I don't want to hear about you boring life , keep it to yourself aaarrggghh
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    Salford ram reacted to JoetheRam in Random stuff that people do that annoy me   
    Back once again... (for the renegade master, D4 damager).
    - Unnecessary packaging. Why does my sandwich come in a cellophane wrapper, to then have a cardboard tray underneath the roll? What is the cardboard supporting exactly. I blame the EU. Probably.
    - May have already been mentioned, but noisy eaters. There's two of the b*stards in my office. Crisps I accept can be loud, especially the crinkle cut ones but how do they make so much noise when they're eating a banana? Must be poor parenting, which will no doubt be passed down through the generations without correct treatment. Sterilise them.
    - People who go abroad and don't make any effort whatsoever to speak the language. Even if it's a simple "hello", "goodbye", "please", "thanks", "can we have a table for 4?". I hate to say it but I think the English are the worst for this.
    - On public transport when you already have control of  the armrest, because you arrived at the correct time, and the overweight, slightly smelly w*nker eating prawn cocktail crisps tries to muscle in on your turf. You try to assert your dominance with a combination of dirty sideways glances and light tutting but it's too late, he doesn't mind arm to arm contact, or if he does he can't feel it through the layers of blubber he's acquired over the last 40 years. A blight on modern Britain.
    - Also on public transport when people sit in the aisle seat, with a vacant window seat. Or even worse when they sit by the window and place their bag in the aisle seat and look at you as though you've asked them to give up their unborn child when you enquire as to whether you may move the offending item. I propose private train services for nice people only to combat this.
    - The price of razor blades.
    - Poor lift ettiquette. You've chosen the responsibility of Button Control Officer, please be courteous enough to ask me which floor I require, instead of making me lunge awkwardly over your shoulder. Anyone of sound body not travelling more than the required 6 floors in an upward direction should exit immediately.
    - Mothers with prams, old biddies, gangs of pre-teens, infact any female of our species in a city centre environment. Unfortunately sometimes men have to go shopping as well, and we must forever put up with the slow walking pace, the stopping to check the baby is still in it's pram, the stopping to look in shop windows, the stopping in shop doorways to bitch to your best girlfriend who you've just seen, the zig-zagging and changing of lanes to cut infront of you at the entrance to Birds... this is why the high street is f**ked.
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