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Yes, me.

I take offence that they call it "Industrial language", I work in retail and can swear with the f****** best of them.

Do you and @Mostyn6 wave at each other as you cross paths at 30,000ft?

He's not doing too bad is he? That goal last night was a bit of alright. 496 minutes played which is the equivalent of 5.5 games worth of football, in that 3 goals and 2 assists. So a goal every 165 minutes (1.8 games). Joint 3rd goalscorer, kinda need to see him on the pitch more right? Just need to forget he used to play for Rotherham as that doesn't go down too well with some 😬

Feels a bit distasteful given what is going on in the world today, however it is time for my annual topic on fireworks. It's October 16th. The dog is petrified hiding in the bathroom. Shut the seat to hide the skiddys. Ban the public sale of fireworks ffs!

This is probably the best chance since we took the record for our 11 points to be beaten. Come at me all you nay sayers!

𝕏 That's it. Goodbye to 17 years of branding, no more Twitter, Tweets, Retweets, just 𝕏. Not an X that they can copyright either as it's just a unicode character which someone claimed they created and Elon liked. https://www.compart.com/en/unicode/U+1D54F Businesses rebrand all the time, nothing new, this one is terrible though as they try to become the "everything app"

Whilst I'm still sleeping with the fan on at night! His internet thermometer is wired up wrong I'm telling you.

I like Declan Rice, I do, but £105m seems a bit excessive. Yes you have the English added tax on homegrown players, still though, does make you wonder at what point we see a "great reset" in transfer fees. We can't see players go for £200m, £300m each in the next 10 years surely.

Out of interest, what are your minimum expectations you have for Paul Warne and the squad this season. Note the word minimum, anything less would be unacceptable. In an ideal world this topic would be created after the transfer window has closed, however if we're all honest, most will already have their minimum expectations for this club including the owner. Again, minimum. If you are saying automatic promotion, that would mean the play offs would be seen as a failure.

Ronaldo, Benzema over there, Kante set to join them, Alexis Sanchez and Zaha said to be in talks. Big money moves as well, can't blame them I guess, however until Asia can come up with an equivalent to the Champions League, they will find it hard to establish it as a top 5 league...despite what Ronaldo thinks. Just ask the Chinese clubs.

Carlisle boss, they play Stockport in League 2 Play Off Final which is about to kick off. Be good to see him at Pride Park again 🤞

Just going to leave this here. Sorry Cardinal fans.

The software developers have compiled a list of depreciations to the software that will be removed in later releases, one of which will change the way you login to this forum: Whilst no date has been set for this change, I wanted to let you know now, giving you plenty of time to check the email address attached to your account and that it’s up to date. When a date has been set by the developers, I will let you all know.

Any abuse, personal insults will result in a 7 day post restriction. Please be respectful towards other members.

This is your Frank Lampard’s Chelsea FC watch thread, I’m sure some will say who cares, in fact I predict that very post to appear within the first few pages. This isn’t click bait, you knew what to expect when you opened this thread. Naturally there will be interest by some in how he gets on, signings, results, etc. As there was last season with Gary Rowett at Stoke. His departure topics will rumble on for a few days over in the main board, but once it settles down if you post Chelsea are losing, or Frank’s done this and that in the Derby County Forum, this is where your topic/post will be merged into so those that have zero interest can move on. His first game is away to Bohemians on Wednesday night, 7.45pm kick off. Doubt you’ll be able to miss it if you’re on social media. Might be interesting for us to see which of their youngsters are included in pre season and those which look unlikely to be amongst the chosen ones. Would still love Tomori to come back, I don’t think that’s totally unrealistic either.

There is a pesky bug which will be fixed on the next update which is the big one. You can be browsing along when you're suddenly signed out, annoying right? I know. When this happens do not try and log back in, just refresh your browser and abracadabra you're logged back in. (Might take a couple attempts) This pesky bug mainly targets people that use multiple devices, although it has been known to tinker with one device users as well. I do apologise for any inconvenience caused whilst browsing this glorious forum, the update which will fix this should hopefully be out in the next few weeks, whilst you wait I encourage all users to be vocal in their complaints to Boycie, it's all his fault.

6pm Tomorrow eeeeek! ? Who else is excited to see what is coming out of Cupertino?