SSD

My grandad has the heart of the lion and a ban from the zoo

Q: Is Google male or female?

A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

My girlfriend thinking she's Lewis Hamilton on the brakes (breaking far too late for my liking, constantly think she'll plow into the rear end of another vehicle) 

Being a "mature" full time college student over 21 I've found out I can earn more money by working one shift at work or going on JSA via claiming housing benefit than working my current 25hrs a week on top of studying. £200 a month more.... Not annoyed with earning more obviously but this benefits system is a shambles. I can easily work 25 hours a week yet it's better financially for me to do less..... I could happily take council tax exemption but I can't do that yet they are willing to give me £200 a week in housing benefit. Feel like a right scrounger ☹️

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cEyhWscoGE 

Very underrated artist 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEEhY-2o66g 

Good sample, very catchy track

I've had my little grumble about today. No need to go on about it. Still got another 45 games to go!

Anti board mob out in force tonight I reckon.... best stay in here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcuYy6Q3TaI

Lostprophets - Wake Up

How many anti clough threads will be created tonight? I'm going on 4

How good was this crowd on Monday..... that crowd was just electric 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFyw9Cho0qw

It's bol*ox

It's funny! Gotta be better than Cena nuff

You've gotta let the a's breath.... it's faaaaaaaan daaaaaaaaaan gooooooo

Now how is this song in the top 20 of the UK Charts???? Should be number one!