Perky1106 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! - Can anyone think of a worser one than that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Er .................no I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thornhill Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Nottingham Forest Football Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 i used to be a wearwolf, but im alright nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams71 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 why did the hedgehog cross the road? to see his flat mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 thought it was to show his mates he had guts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought "he's trying to pull a fast one". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I'm reading a book about the History of Glue. Can't put it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Man walks into a petshop and says “I’d like to buy a Wasp†Pet Shop owner says “sorry sir, we dont sell Wasp’s†The man turns and says “oh!! well you ¢ve got one in the window†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Knock Knock Who's there? Forest. Forest who? Exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted May 10, 2009 Author Share Posted May 10, 2009 “So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 How do you get two whales in a mini? Go up the M4 and turn left at the Severn Bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams71 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 my mate's addicted to brake fluid he says he can stop whenever he wants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted May 10, 2009 Author Share Posted May 10, 2009 Chinese meatballs really are the dog's b*ll*cks. Mmmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his underpants. "Is that painful?" the barman asks. "It's driving me nuts!" the man replies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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