Day Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-11845703 Not had a turkey burger in ages, they were bootiful tho when I were a nipper. Anyhow, looks like Jamie Oliver will be down the job centre on Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRam Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I think they've dismissed fowl play... ETA; I did post a joke on the jokes thread earlier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 26, 2010 Author Share Posted November 26, 2010 Hope you are not going off topic or I'l get Cumbrian to read the riot act! Anyhow, he did alright in the end, 80 years wow, I bet he'd stuffed some birds in his time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Bootiful!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 What is Bernard Matthew's wife getting for Christmas? A smaller turkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-11845703 . Hope it wasn't something he ate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Bernard Matthews is to be cremated next week. Crematorium staff told to make sure he's thoroughly defrosted beforehand and cooked until his juices run clear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 26, 2010 Author Share Posted November 26, 2010 Turkey burger's didn't have juices, that was lame Dan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 If there's any justice in the world he'd be turned into turkey food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkRam Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I don't think it would taste the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinza Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Guess.. he wont be gettin a "gobble" this xmas.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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