Day Posted July 6, 2009 Author Share Posted July 6, 2009 And if you have ever wondered why people say Jimmy Carr is gay theres your reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 I think you had better practice some more lines dan . I found one that Matty can use Do you have a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kickin'!http://www.ecrush.com/pickuplines/images/cleardot [url=http://www.ecrush.com/pickuplines/index.php?sess_sid=&cobrand=&cat=11&idx=1]http://www.ecrush.com/pickuplines/index.ph...d=&cat=11&idx=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Originally posted by vicky-27;21990 I think you had better practice some more lines dan . I found one that Matty can use Do you have a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kickin'!http://www.ecrush.com/pickuplines/images/cleardot [url=http://www.ecrush.com/pickuplines/index.php?sess_sid=&cobrand=&cat=11&idx=1]http://www.ecrush.com/pickuplines/index.ph...d=&cat=11&idx=1 That is el terryblair lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 funniest one pull out your pockets walk up to a girl and ask her if she has ever kissed a rabbit between the ears lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 are you sure you aint got a bit of a derby county fan inside you if answer is no- would you like one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Originally posted by derbydan;21993 are you sure you aint got a bit of a derby county fan inside you if answer is no- would you like one hahaa like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 jesus wept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Bet Matty is trying these out tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 His posh Mickleover accent will be enough to swoon them into bed I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrOrdinary Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Originally posted by derbydan;21993 are you sure you aint got a bit of a derby county fan inside you if answer is no- would you like one haha ive tried this more than once it worked twice out 4 attempts, not a bad ratio, admitedly i think it works better in the south where girls are easy and think your accent is hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Ohhhhh, Matty will be walking around London Town with girls hanging off his knob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrOrdinary Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 onlyu if he uses the line! i have faith he will! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 matty try this one on the southern girls,works well;) SHOW US WHERE YOU GOT GLASSED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 northern birds are easy too lol in blackpool its great coz you get them just coming up 4 a boozy weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 7, 2009 Author Share Posted July 7, 2009 Yeah I can't stand it, last time I went the fecking birds were all over me. Finally realised all they wanted was my chips.....can't stand seagulls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 [sIZE=2]IT\'s A CRACKER![/sIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Marina Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 It's not Abby, it's Morgan, so now you can start to hunt her down properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 lol i don't wanna take vickys stalker status on this forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Marina Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 But then we could have a King and Queen of Stalking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 12, 2009 Author Share Posted July 12, 2009 You hear that Dan, you can be the forum queen - I think it kinda suits you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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