trigger Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 SHINGLES??? you dirty bathtub! you only get that from sleeping with loose pigs dont you? wait till yer mrs finds out:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 You can get it at any age you nasty git! Just Chickenpox virus again, the missus has banished me to the spare room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 I hope there's an armchair and a computer in that spare room. Get well soon mate. Will it be anti-biotics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 Nothing, there is no treatment, just pain killers for the pain if there is any, now its itchy as hell and sore but no where near pain killer standard. Wisdom teeth, Broken foot now Shingles, what a year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 At least now you can proudly say you've had every niggle like a real man. When someone complains of a broken foot, you can reply in a deep voice "I had one of them, it was nothing now man up!" "Swine flu - that was nothing but a little cough and sniffle!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 pitty you really david, as shingles can really knock you around! alot worse as you get older , you feel like crap for days and days , on the plus side though, forest are ***** and man utd lost as for the balding bit dave most women go for the grant mitchell/phil mitchell type, not so sure on the yule binner type though? im lucky in that department , i dont have shingles , i have a full head of hair and a manhood most africans would be proud of:D ps david as you,ve guessed im full of **it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Love all the sympathy you are getting David -you rotten lot - leave him alone ! slap on some calamine lotion - and get some pledge for your head - will shine a treat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 Every one keeps saying you'l feel like ***** and feel lazy, thing is I'm always lazy so I won't notice any difference I don't think, but it doesnt make you feel ***** like chickenpox does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 That's how you got it - by not getting out your armchair -happens to the weak people - go on force yourself out the chair - just once a day should do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 Vicky find the nearest and tallest cliff and jump off it, I say this in the nicest way possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 David - really - that's not nice you must see my point ! . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyndsey Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 just slap some calamine lotion on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 David - you must read this ! :eek: WEAR EAR PROTECTION DURING PIG SEX, FARMERS WARNED [url=http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index2.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1792&pop=1&page=0&Itemid=77]http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/templates/ja_mercury/images/printButton [url=http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index2.php?option=com_content&task=emailform&id=1792&itemid=77]http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/templates/ja_mercury/images/emailButton FARMERS who copulate with pigs risk permanent deafness from the animals' frenzied squealing, according to latest guidelines from the Health and Safety Executive. <div align='CENTER'>http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/muffs They come in different colours and flavours Best Practise For Inter-Species Coitus In The Agricultural Workplace warns that farmers should not attempt to engage pigs in intercourse without 'appropriate hearing protection' such as ear guards, plugs or muffs. Farmer Denys Hatton, who defiles more than 400 acres near Worcester, said: "Yet more nanny state nonsense. I doubt these pen-pushers have ever even seen a pig, let alone mounted one. They actually go very quiet. "They stopped us burning stubble, and now they want to stop us humping the bejesus out of pigs. "But it's never going to happen - not as long as these 30-stone beauties are the colour of sunkissed virgins and their little brown eyes are filled with yearning." An HSE spokesperson has denied victimising the farming industry, adding: "The high-pitched squeals of a violated sow can penetrate the inner ear and permanently damage the tiny hairs that allow us to hear. "One alternative to ear protection is a 'glory hole' style arrangement, where a small aperture is made at groin level on the side of the sty thereby allowing intercourse to occur without the farmer entering the enclosure. "Or just get them up against a wall outside, where the squeals are less likely to resonate at high risk frequencies." The guidelines also recommend checking that shingles jabs are up to date before going at it hammer and tongs with a badger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 lol where are you getting all these dodgy stories from then vicky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 From the Daily Mash website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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