Spenno

12 minutes ago, 1of4 said:

So is a dumbed down egg like Humpty Dumpty like.?

So, like, I would say as far as eggs go, like, Humpty was like quite highly functioning (before the fall of course) then he was like totes a complete mess! 

This is quite cathartic. Other peoples kids especially those little psychopaths at soft play centres who spend their whole time terrorising every other child, parents of above said children who seem to be completely oblivious to the way their children are behaving or completely unwilling to do anything about it, soft play centres, people who insist on you vacating their reserved seat on a train despite there being a whole carriage free, the inability of our country to run an efficient public transport system, people who think it's ok to perform illegal manoeuvres or park in a dangerous or completely inappropriate place if they put their hazards on, the over and inappropriate use of the word 'like' particularly from children, American tween TV programmes, MTV why is it still called this despite no music? Adverts particularly those from banks that claim 'to be with you for the journey' yet will rip the roof from above your head, contrived speeches by politicians with deliberate pauses and sound bites, general dumbing down of the population and eggs!

Sorry if it's been mentioned but management speak and ridiculous business terms. I have a client at work who refers to businesses in their target market as being in their 'sandbox'. I'm sure it's not intentional but it sounds like they are talking about an old woman's vagina!