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THIS IS HOW THE NAZIS STARTED, SAYS EVERYONE THE Nazis started out with just a couple of MPs and six percent of the vote you know, everyone said last night.

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What's his plan?

As the British National Party achieved its first success in a UK-wide election, amateur historians said they would be amazed if this time next year people like you were not in some sort of camp.

Julian Cook, from Hitchin, said: "Having seen The Great Escape, one can only hope that Nick Griffin will decide not to fight a war of total annihilation on two fronts at the same time."

Bill McKay, from Doncaster, added: "First they'll come for the people who watch Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, but I won't speak up because I watch Top Gear and play golf."

But experts insisted the BNP vote would disappear as soon as everyone could afford to go on holiday to Majorca again.

Professor Tom Logan, of Reading University, said: "Prolonged recessions do have a tendency to expose our inner racist fcknut, but it subsides once you get a new credit card."

As the European election results came in, some of Britain's most famous Jews took the 'precautionary step' of changing their Wikipedia entries.

David Baddiel, the writer and comedian, is now described as being of 'good Prussian stock' with a fondness for rowdy beer halls and a deep loathing of Woody Allen films.

Actress Maureen Lipman has changed her name to 'Lipizzanner' and insists her favourite 'ology' is Aryan racial ideology, while Lionel Blue, the gay rabbi, was last night heading for Southampton wearing a blond wig and carrying a large smoked sausage.

Meanwhile Gordon Brown, the new deputy prime minister, said it was always his plan to reduce the Labour vote to 15% and leave Britain with £1.4 trillion worth of debt and a couple of fascists in the European Parliament.

Did anyone bother voting ? does anybody care ?

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I'm anti-EU so it's too late to back out now. Even UKIP can't do much. I hope the Tories defend Britain's interest.

The BNP wouldn't exist without the media. They're just silly small time politicians whose policies don't make sense.

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The only valid party to vote for was labour its clear we're stronger in the Eu rather than becoming isolated from trade and eu grants which help fund many projects in this country. Labour have established a sucessful grouping with other left of centre partys.The conservatives at best are grouping with a bunch of morans who are bordering on facism. Vote labour there the only party with practical policies that make differences to peoples live for the better.

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