How to sell more season tickets..

[mcsilks]

Let's take a leaf from the Getafe way. This was the advertisement they used to help push season ticket sales.

[Boz_DCFC]

I can't see the video, sum it up for us!

[the464444]

Guy: I tried my best in the match yesterday. I shouted, I cried, I laughed. I emptied my guts.

I think I don't have feelings anymore.

Koala: Without feelings? Listen to this.

Song: I'm blind, I'm tiny and I run slow.

I always wanted to love and be loved.

But my wife keeps me in bed with her plush toys while she loves somebody else.

Koala is my name and miserable my surname.

Because of being hairy I bleed when I shave.

When I jump my rotula dislocates without reason.

When I love deeply my heart shatters.

I like masked superheros. I guess I'm a damn midget full of complexes.

If all this wasn't enough, I got another big problem.

When I'm happy I look like a f***ing idiot.

Girl chorus: Poor animal with 42 centimeters of unhappiness.

Koala: Were you moved?

Guy: No.

Claim: GETAFE. Empty of feelings. Until next season.

The Koala unsuccessfully tries to kill himself throughout the video

To be honest, if it wasn't for the fact that they're being renamed Getafe Team Dubai, this video would make them my Spanish team of choice.

[Bris Vegas]

That's absoloutley brilliant..

But have they been taken over by a group from Dubai? I know Malaga have and will look for a top 4 finish next season, not sure if you're getting mixed up the464444?

[the464444]

That's absoloutley brilliant..

But have they been taken over by a group from Dubai? I know Malaga have and will look for a top 4 finish next season, not sure if you're getting mixed up the464444?

http://www.spanishfootball.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/1303385916_0

Malaga's new owner, Abdullah bin Nasser bin Abdullah Al Ahmed Al Thani, is Qatari mate, Getafe are now owned by the Royal Emirates Group who're based in Dubai.