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I'd get your Tinhat on if I was you

haha love it mate, lads at work rolling about

but yeh, tinhat will be needed....

http://<a href= MMMMMMMmmmmmmm - take cover

Bah ! Thought i had sussed posting pics

I'm ready lol

now you have the hat you can say all ya like lol

women only dont like them because there so true

They were funny - must admit - not true tho

Originally posted by vicky-27;5030

They were funny - must admit - not true tho

ofcourse not duck

*all nodd but secretly we all know *

Yea right

Originally posted by vicky-27;5035

Yea right

just nodd and take slow steps backward out of the nearest door lads.....

lol

Your dog and your wife, how do you know which one is your best friend?

Try locking both of them in the car boot. Come back after an hour and let them out then see which one's happy to see you.

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Little Jonny asks his father "Dad, why do brides wear white?" The father replies, "Son, all kitchen appliances come in white."

A Jimmy Carr selection:

My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian...

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My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

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My girlfriend sat me down the other day for a chat. I say 'chat', it was her talking at me for six hours. I didn't realise that when men say they're 'spoken for' that's actually what they mean. She said "Jimmy, our relationship is at a crossroads. Down one road is struggle and hardship, but eventually, happiness. The other, well, that's a dead end." So I replied, "That's not a crossroads, that's a T-Junction"

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A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."

Originally posted by JoeMadRam;5047

A Jimmy Carr selection:

My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian...

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My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

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My girlfriend sat me down the other day for a chat. I say 'chat', it was her talking at me for six hours. I didn't realise that when men say they're 'spoken for' that's actually what they mean. She said "Jimmy, our relationship is at a crossroads. Down one road is struggle and hardship, but eventually, happiness. The other, well, that's a dead end." So I replied, "That's not a crossroads, that's a T-Junction"

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A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."

just quality