derbydan Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 <span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS">VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES ---</span> [sIZE=2]<span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS">to the kitchen sink. </span> </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial Unicode MS"> [/sIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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David Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I'd get your Tinhat on if I was you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 haha love it mate, lads at work rolling about but yeh, tinhat will be needed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 http://<a href= MMMMMMMmmmmmmm - take cover Bah ! Thought i had sussed posting pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted March 11, 2009 Author Share Posted March 11, 2009 I'm ready lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 now you have the hat you can say all ya like lol women only dont like them because there so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 They were funny - must admit - not true tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Originally posted by vicky-27;5030 They were funny - must admit - not true tho ofcourse not duck *all nodd but secretly we all know * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Yea right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Originally posted by vicky-27;5035 Yea right just nodd and take slow steps backward out of the nearest door lads..... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Your dog and your wife, how do you know which one is your best friend? Try locking both of them in the car boot. Come back after an hour and let them out then see which one's happy to see you. - Little Jonny asks his father "Dad, why do brides wear white?" The father replies, "Son, all kitchen appliances come in white." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 A Jimmy Carr selection: My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian... - My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." - My girlfriend sat me down the other day for a chat. I say 'chat', it was her talking at me for six hours. I didn't realise that when men say they're 'spoken for' that's actually what they mean. She said "Jimmy, our relationship is at a crossroads. Down one road is struggle and hardship, but eventually, happiness. The other, well, that's a dead end." So I replied, "That's not a crossroads, that's a T-Junction" - A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Originally posted by JoeMadRam;5047 A Jimmy Carr selection: My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian... - My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." - My girlfriend sat me down the other day for a chat. I say 'chat', it was her talking at me for six hours. I didn't realise that when men say they're 'spoken for' that's actually what they mean. She said "Jimmy, our relationship is at a crossroads. Down one road is struggle and hardship, but eventually, happiness. The other, well, that's a dead end." So I replied, "That's not a crossroads, that's a T-Junction" - A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest." just quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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