derbydan Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 just seen this on the nep probably trash but ya never know :confused: Breaking news, the debate to let Celtic and Rangers to the Premiership moves on. The old firm have joined forces and sponsored the takeover of an ailing Championship team to gain entry into the Premier League having lost a recent Premiership Chairman 's vote. "NEP" sources reveal that the plot was hatched last year with the appointment of Tony Mowbrary as Celtic manager to run the rule over Scottich talent. As part of the plan Gordon Strachan was offered by Celtic to hard up Boro in a deal to replace Gareth Southgate and buy a controlling interest in Mowbrary's old club. This has now prompted the exodus of old firm Scots players to Boro as part of the plan to get into the Premiership by the back door. From next season Boro will sell their remaining shareholding and naming rights to enable the club to rebrand as Celtic. The Boro brand will then transfer to Glasgow where Tony Mowbrary will realise his ambition of managing his former club. Rangers will then follow suit with a mirror purchase of Sunderland where Steve the Bruce has been secretly hiding his Scottish roots for decades while also working under cover for Newcastle to destroy their fiercest rivals in their quest to expand their fan base. Unfortunately as with all Geordie and Scottish fairy stories it will all end in tears with relegation and a failure to qualify! Well given the anti climax of the transfer window this seemed the best story by far to cheer us all up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CumbrianRam Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 [sIZE=7]BULL.[/sIZE] No way Sunderland and M'Boro would do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 It's not April 1st yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 The day Celtic and Rangers get in to the English League system is the day I stop watching English League football and form an alternative football association of my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.