Day Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I've had my xmas pressie early the missus has walked out on me. I think my penis must have been to big after all. Only got internet on me phone now so can't even work now, can't even watch tv either as ive just found out shes rang and cancelled Virgin. Be good for the mods, il pop on my phone as much as I can until I sort me sen out. If I don't get chance to say it Merry Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 bad times good luck mate just as you were moving into a new house aswell however it does leave u free to explore the mother in law txt situation without fear of consequences Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted December 4, 2009 Author Share Posted December 4, 2009 I suppose there is that, might have to see what her mates upto, shes single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 daveyboy, i am really sorry to hear that ! have you thought of having an extra go on the lottery this week? ps can you send me the recipe please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 daveyboy, i am really sorry to hear that ! have you thought of having an extra go on the lottery this week? ps can you send me the recipe please? surely now you can get yer fat ass out the chair and on a flight to convicy country? trig will take good care of you mate! might even get one of the local shielas to lighten yer load,so to speak:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 surely now you can get yer fat ass out the chair and on a flight to convicy country? trig will take good care of you mate! might even get one of the local shielas to lighten yer load,so to speak:eek: well theres an offer you can't refuse lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams71 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 she'll be back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 she'll be back now you,ve really pi ss ed him off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams71 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 now you,ve really pi ss ed him off! i didn't mean to trig, i just think that she will be back and for Daveyboys sake i hope she does return Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 i didn't mean to trig, i just think that she will be back and for Daveyboys sake i hope she does return me too rams71! but you have to make light of bad situations , i should,nt say that really , it got me banned last time lol:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Sorry to hear that - i read it a couple of times waiting for the punchline - we are all here for you if you need us - i'm sure that thought will cheer you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Sorry to hear that mate. I can only say something like - Plenty more fish and that. A bugger considering it's near Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Plenty more fish and that.?? is there a pun intended there or something mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrOrdinary Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Sorry to hear that mate. I can only say something like - Plenty more fish and that. A bugger considering it's near Christmas. yeah but look on the bright side save your self some pennys and that a couple of less gifts to pay for! i am sorry mate though, bad times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted December 4, 2009 Author Share Posted December 4, 2009 Only problem is ive already bought and wrapped them, phone internet is that slow take me till next xmas to sort returns out. Ah well they'l keep for the next unlucky cow I guess. Time to dust down and practice the old chat up lines I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakeri666 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 if there's anything i can do to help let me know mate... even if its just a loan of a net connection, I presume you can find Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nli4O4ibZMY/SsdVdHtCyvI/AAAAAAAAB9s/RuYCzVeHe7Y/s400/wolf+in+sheep%27s+clothing+VII Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Susan Boyle is still single Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Well shes a bit of a silly bitch then mate. Well y'know were all about for ya bud, am sure every bloke on heres been through the same **** enough times. Her loss mate. Nowww you mentioned her mum giving the looks... well thats open? :L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 xvideos.com sort you out mate for a bit.as for the bird,tell her to ******,.......but if she wants to talk,listen to her and see if you can sort it.if you cant ,tell her to bolox again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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