Day Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Right, it's the missus's birthday next month and as well as her presents I'm thinking of getting her a.......engagement ring, yep thats right an engagement ring, she's been banging on for months about it so thought I'd get the credit card out to shut her up - sorry ladies. Here's the problem, she doesn't wear any rings, I've just been through her box and can't find any old rings either. Without asking her which would make it pretty obvious is there any way I can go about finding her ring size? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 try 1st with a wet finger , then move onto a carrot, then a courgette, then a cucumber , and then a telegraph pole (nicely sanded down to avoid splinters) hope this sensible answer helps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Originally posted by trigger;31134 try 1st with a wet finger , then move onto a carrot, then a courgette, then a cucumber , and then a telegraph pole (nicely sanded down to avoid splinters) hope this sensible answer helps? trig with the serious answer as always lol a telegraph pole!!??? what are the women like in oz lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Erm .....no ! David don't think there is any way to find out - sorry - try a hoola hoop - as in the crisp or measure against your fingers when you are holding her hand then you can dress up pretend you are a Davina and go and try some on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.M Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Wait til she's asleep then measure it or whatever. If she wakes up, say some romantic shizz like "I just wanted to hold you" or some other ******** like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thornhill Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 You can get a ring altered anyway, can't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Originally posted by Thornhill;31140 You can get a ring altered anyway, can't you? yeh but it has better effect if its the right size when you buy also then you don't get the ear ache about not knowing her size ect you know what these fickle women are like lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 just dont do it mate.you will regret it for the rest of your life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 why don't you go shopping wih her and walk past a jewellers and jst try and get it in the conversation!! Obviously without being too blatant about it! You could have a lok at some mens ring and ask her wat size she thinks u are and then ask hers for comparison!! lol I doubt she will moan about u takin her shoppin lol:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Originally posted by Jess;31147 why don't you go shopping wih her and walk past a jewellers and jst try and get it in the conversation!! Obviously without being too blatant about it! You could have a lok at some mens ring and ask her wat size she thinks u are and then ask hers for comparison!! lol I doubt she will moan about u takin her shoppin lol:) the only problem then is the plastic will take a battering lol coz we all know women can't just window shop even though after visiting 28 shops they end up going back to the first one and buying what they saw in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Well if u love her enough to marry her then i think this is the least u could do to make it perfect lol a man's credit card is for the sole use of their partner, seeing as i have taken over control of my boyfriends wallet lol But if we didn't do that then we would end up buying somethin in haste, get home, hate it and then decide to drag u back into town to return and go and buy the original lol And then ended up buying even more stuff on the 2nd trip lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Or do what I did.Propose and then after she said yes,go and let her choose a ring with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 Kin ell this is soounding expensive, think I might just have to go along with it when she brings it up next and ask her what ring she likes and try and ask her what size. Don't like the idea of taking her shopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 if all else fails theres always them 20p machines outside supermarkets lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 sure they got some 20p pull rings in sainsburys mate... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 or dump her and enjoy your youth and then get married whilst in your late thirties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 DAVID! being serious m8 just for once! they say your wife TO BE is the resemblance of the mother in law, TAKE HEED NOW! take a look at the mother in law to be before you do anything rash! if the mother in law is someone you,d like to bone @ 60 then marry her! if the mother-in -law looks like a bulldog licking pee off a nettle then leave well alone , SERIOUSLY M8 GOOD LUCK ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Originally posted by Dangerous;31306 or dump her and enjoy your youth and then get married whilst in your late thirties I agree, an im still a youth't mysen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyderf Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 You could ask her for a pokey bum w@nk and gauge her finger size while its in your rectum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Originally posted by sheepyderf;31359 You could ask her for a pokey bum w@nk and gauge her finger size while its in your rectum Haha, oh dearr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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