vicky-27 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 A WANNABE gangster blew his own manhood to smithereens when his gun accidentally went off in his pocket. Dim-witted Lukas Neuhardt, 27, forgot to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the weapon into his trousers to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany. He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crotch during a bungled robbery. But police found a HOLE in his statement when they saw the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact. A police source said: "Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself." Now – after surgeons stitched his manhood back together – he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 3 years in prison with no manhood, he'l have to take it rather than give it then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 You ever thought you were having a bad day? [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjo1qkNtpz0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjo1qkNtpz0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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