David Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 No such thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I've not spoken to my missus for 6 months. I don't like to interupt her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyndsey Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I knew the mother in law had come to visit. The mice threw themselves on the traps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted May 21, 2009 Author Share Posted May 21, 2009 I like the mother in law better than the daughter, maybe its the danger thing or the mature woman dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Morris comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying. "I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you've been having an affair with that cheap secretary in your office. Why would you do that to me? Haven't I always been the good wife? I've cooked for you, raised your children, and I've always been by your side for thirty-five years. What haven't I done to make you happy?" Embarrassed, Morris confesses, "It's true, Sadie, you've been the best wife a man could hope for. You make me happy in all ways but one. You don't moan when we have sex!" Sadie questions: "If I moaned when we had sex, you'd stop running around?! All right, come to the bedroom so I can show you that I, too, can moan during sex!" So they retire to the bedroom, get undressed, and climb beneath the sheets. As they begin to kiss, Sadie asks, "Now, Morris, should I moan now?" "No not yet." Morris begins fondling Sadie. "What about now, Morris? Should I moan now?" "No, I'll tell you when!" He climbs on top of Sophie and begins to have intercourse. "Is it time for me to moan, Morris?" "Wait, I'll tell you when." Moments later, in the heat of passion, seconds before reaching climax, Morris yells "Now, Sadie, moan! MOAN!" "OY! You wouldn't BELIEVE what a day I had!" <div align='CENTER'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted May 21, 2009 Author Share Posted May 21, 2009 Typical moaning woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Women do moan but you have to forgive them, they are sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted May 21, 2009 Author Share Posted May 21, 2009 Not all of em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 we don't want no pictures of mingers either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted May 21, 2009 Author Share Posted May 21, 2009 Come on don't be boring, make us feel better about going to bed with the missus tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Enlarge this image, cut out the head, print it on to glossy card and make her wear it as a mask. http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/showbiz/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20090103/00221917dec40ac906fb0f Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 It's not the only bit i'd cut out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted May 22, 2009 Author Share Posted May 22, 2009 The missus already has great tits so I'l just cut the face out, make a couple of holes for her eyes and attach some elastic and she can wear it as a mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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