-JW- Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 You are becoming a dab hand at this ... Thanks, but i reelised that ages ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 [insert fish related pun here] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Hmmm... picture this situation: Derby and Wigan agree and a fee, and Derby are free to talk to Sammon about a possible move. Conor decides to check around forums to get a feel for what his potential new supporters think of him. He stumbles across a 31 page thread with close to 50k views and thinks to himself: "Wow, I really got them talking!" He decides to check from the most recent posts and far from finding excited reports about his possible arrival, he finds more than 10 solid pages of fish puns. The following day he sits down with Nigel to discuss with him what his role at the club would be. Conor decides to have a bit of fun: Nigel: So how do you feel about the place after having a look around the facilities here Sammon: I feel like a bit of a fish out of water Nigel: What? Sammon: I don't know, it just doesn't feel the reel deal Nigel: What do you mean? Sammon: I'm just not hooked on the idea of playing here Nigel: Oh... ummm... Sammon: I bass be going then Nigel: ...oh well, there's plenty of fish in the sea I guess Glick: If only there were a few strikers The moral of the story? ...I don't know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 I think he will be the one that got away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feris bueller day off Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Dab hand - your skating on thin ice with that one mate ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
48 hours Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Hmmm... picture this situation: Derby and Wigan agree and a fee, and Derby are free to talk to Sammon about a possible move. Conor decides to check around forums to get a feel for what his potential new supporters think of him. He stumbles across a 31 page thread with close to 50k views and thinks to himself: "Wow, I really got them talking!" He decides to check from the most recent posts and far from finding excited reports about his possible arrival, he finds more than 10 solid pages of fish puns. The following day he sits down with Nigel to discuss with him what his role at the club would be. Conor decides to have a bit of fun: Nigel: So how do you feel about the plaice after having a look around the facilities here Sammon: I feel like a bit of a fish out of water Nigel: What? Sammon: I don't know, it just doesn't feel the reel deal Nigel: What do you mean? Sammon: I'm just not hooked on the idea of playing here Nigel: Oh... ummm... Sammon: I bass be going then Nigel: ...oh well, there's plenty of fish in the sea I guess Glick: If only there were a few strikers The moral of the story? .. any fin is possible. Gillty as charged, me Lord! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowkesy Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 I conor understand half of this, can sammon please explain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 if we can't get Sammon, we ought to go for Craig Mackerel-Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 if we can't get Sammon, we ought to go for Craig Mackerel-Smith Think he is going to the shrimpers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Are we actually going to shell out for this guy or is this thread going to just keep going around into the deep dark abyss... ...and by that I mean continuously get bumped for fish puns until either he signs or retires... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Think he is going to the shrimpers He might change codes and play for Sale Sharks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 He might change codes and play for Sale Sharks He'd do well in rugby, got plenty of mussels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackNwhites Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 for hooks hake.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salford ram Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 He might change codes and play for Sale Sharks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salford ram Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 He would be better at the Miami dolphins, yes I did that on porpoise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 He's not signed yet, he's a slippery customer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i84est Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 He's not signed yet, he's a slippery customer. I heard he lacks a yard of dace and flaps around alot when he sees an empty net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 I think we will roe the day if we don't spend some money on a striker. We need to channel our efforts, the yanks must be med if they can't sea weed need him. Irish we would spend north of 1 million, are they dead heads or what? To be pacific, this player baltics all the boxes. Solent if you're listening owners! Dig deep. Right, I'm off for an Indian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 I think we will roe the day if we don't spend some money on a striker. We need to channel our efforts, the yanks must be med if they can't sea weed need him. Irish we would spend north of 1 million, are they dead heads or what? To be pacific, this player baltics all the boxes. Solent if you're listening owners! Dig deep. Right, I'm off for an Indian. Be careful, your chocolate starfish will be burning in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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