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Road Rage - What gets you going?


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Used to laugh my socks off at the stunned faces of kids in supposed suped up Novas and fake Golf GTI's when I blitzed them at the lights in my 1.6 Orion. It was as if they didn't know an Orion was basically an escort with a boot

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I used to the same thing in a 1965 Vauxhall Cresta.

What people didn't know was it was a 3.3 litre, 6 cyl engine, which had been tuned a bit.

The look on kids faces when you pulled away from them at about 110mph in a 30 year old car.

Still makes me smile now.

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haha women 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> god it's the worse in the morning, your trying to get to work and these all these hesistant women on roundabouts! Not being sexist there or anything 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

Wonder how many people here have been harrased by a black vw passat, it'll be my dad 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> if your going slow in the fast lane - he'll get right up your backside, if it's a clear road and your going slow - he'll get right up your backside, he'll follow you so closely you'll think your about to crash 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

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Queue jumpers (I never, ever let them in)

BMW drivers.

Old drivers (65+, yes, I know I will be old one day too)

Pedestrians at supermarkets, like walking zombies.

Boy racers in bag of ***** cars. Thrashing their 1.1 litre engines in a futile attempt to keep up.

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I genuinely think that many drivers don't understand what fog lights are for or they are labelled 'little bit of rain lights' or 'slightly misty' lights.

Slowing down without excessive braking is actually good driving, another thing 99% of UK drivers don't seem to get.

Middle lane drivers, especially those who join a 5 lane stretch of the M25 and head straight for 2nd lane. If it's ever busy on the M25, best place to drive is on the inner lanes as you are always moving and quicker too.

Folk who still use mobile phones, why? surely everyone knows it's illegal and dangerous? or are they really selfish c##ts? I say c##nts cos the majority appear to be female who must talk at all cost lol

drivers who don't indicate at roundabouts or when you are waiting at a T-junction, are their indicators faulty or are they just c##ts too?

driving on UK roads sums up the current culture of 'I know my rights and what I'm owed'

Last week a girl at work whose young son was hit by an uninsured driver and ended up in intensive care, the driver was a middle aged woman.

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Drivers who insist on driving so close they are pratically bumper to bumper even when you are doing the speed limit! Had an idiot do this to me on the way back from the match on Tuesday all the way from motorpoint to heanor. I just slow down to pee them off even more.

I had this on wednesday morning travelling back up north after the game nob head field sales rep came speeding right up behind me but I couldn't get over out of his way as there was traffic in the middle lane he got right up behind me flashing his lights flipping the v's ect when I finally mangaged to get out of the way he pulled infront of me & kept breaking like a nob absolute **** if I wasn't in such a good mood after the win I would have followed him & beat him down

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Most people don't like a big vehicle behind them.

The amount of people that pull over for me when they see my beamer behind them is unbelievable.

Also the joy i get when they slow down, and they think they annoy me, until i boot my 3.5 litre and blow past them.

Bloody marvalous feeling.

3.5 litre BMW, attitude problem, selfish, dangerous and terrible spelling.....hmm. Maybe some stereotypes are true.

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Drunk drivers....my best friend was almost killed by one and it's changed his life forever. Barring that mobility scooters that have no road sense whatsoever and probably a bit of what other people have moaned about on this thread too!

With regards to women drivers....my sister spent a season racing a VW Golf in a championship and put a lot of the men to shame 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />

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Drivers who don't use ANY lights in fog!!

I pulled up next to a car with a forest flag and sticker in the back window this morning and couldn't resist pointing and laughing at the driver before i drove off 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Shame i didn't have a bottle of Buxton water handy to also point at.

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ok.... (takes a deep breath)

1/ People who sit in the 3rd lane of 4,when the 2 inside ones have nowt in 'em. wtf ?? They should be taken to the side of the road and inhumanely put down.

2/ People who assume that the slip road onto a motorway means 'automatic access' to the inside (or worse, the middle) lane,with no need to give way to cars already on the motorway. * see solution to 1*

3/ People who throw stuff out of the window of their car/van/lorry, scum. *see solution to 1*

4/ People who have Leeds or Forest paraphernalia on or about their 'skip' of a car. *see solution to 1*

........(and breathe out)

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