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Hark at this lot ladies of the forum - do you all look like this guy then fellas? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' />

http://fashionesse.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/david-beckham-emporio-armani-underwear-e1289233446589

Must admit that I don't look like that. You see, I don't have any cheesy tattoos. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' />

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Hark at this lot ladies of the forum - do you all look like this guy then fellas? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' />

Yeah you bunch of sexist pigdogs 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> Whose going for Mr Derby 2012 then?

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They're all roughly my age and that is a sorry bunch of picks... my official verdict and numbered

1. average and plain 6/10

2. decent but face like a slapped arse 7/10

3. horrific, absolutely horrific... 2/10

4. Average 6/10

5. decent 7/10

6. average 6/10

7. looks like miss piggy 5/10

8. decent 7/10

9. average 6/10

10. decent 7/10

11. decent 7/10

12. Average 6/10

13. poor 5/10

14. average 6/10

15. horrific 2/10

16. average 6/10

17. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':huh:' /> 1/10 genuinely as bad as you could get without searching morbidly obese or mentally effected

18. poor 4/10

seriously bad bunch... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />

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If this is really the 20 best looking girls in Derby then it doesn't say much for the rest. These competitions are not a fair representation of the most beautiful girls though as the plain girls are often encouraged to enter to give them confidence.

I remember as a child going to Cromford Carnival and the state of the girl that always won the Carnival Queen award. They always picked the ugliest, fattest and generally most retarded girl in the village and paraded her around.

I prefer the oriental look but I am biased and fortunate to have a beautiful Japanese wife.

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If this is really the 20 best looking girls in Derby then it doesn't say much for the rest. These competitions are not a fair representation of the most beautiful girls though as the plain girls are often encouraged to enter to give them confidence.

I remember as a child going to Cromford Carnival and the state of the girl that always won the Carnival Queen award. They always picked the ugliest, fattest and generally most retarded girl in the village and paraded her around.

I prefer the oriental look but I am biased and fortunate to have a beautiful Japanese wife.

Agreed Mc but they are better than the winner in Snotts 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

http://dogsinclothes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/peso-as-carmen

It's so cruel some have said she's a bit of a dog...... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

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No offence to Jo, but she's got no chance, a right dog compared to some of them.

She's not alone though, Natasha, Chloe, Saffron, Jenny and Charlotte have also got no chance.

There's some tidy crumpet there though, i'd like to go through Beki.

Why natasha looks good me 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />

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