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Morning campers.

This thread is dedicated to those moments when life kicks you up the arse and as a result leaves you feeling proper pissed off. I had such a day yesterday and I want to have a rant about it.

They say bad luck comes in 3's and for me, it's true and all 3 things happened in the space of 2 hours.

So,

1. Dav came in from work and told me he'd lost his wedding ring. To be fair to a very apologetic Dav bless him, he's lost a bit of weight and on more than 1 occassion it's slipped off his finger. Gutted. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':(' />

2. Anyone who reads my ramblings on here will know how much I love coffee and my prized coffee jug which Dav got me for Chrimble got smashed. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':(' />

And finally, 3. As you campers know, we haven't lived here for that long and it took a while for the kids to make new freinds and get really settled.

Well, one of my daughter's "freinds" came to our house last night, so I let her in and sent her upstairs to where she was, listening to her sounds in her room. Anyways, it turns out she tried to nick some of our daughter's money what she keeps stashed in her room. My daughter saw one of her money bags (with Yorkshire Bank and assorted graffitti on them) in her bag. They were deffo hers, she's had em for yonks. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':(' />

She was really upset that one of her new freinds who she trusted could nick her stuff, I felt really sorry for her.

Anyways, I thought I'd share me 3 pieces of bad luck. Anybody else had any?

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Yesterday I embarked on a mission to upgrade the server and made a cock up which had me up until 2am fixing, I then wake and realise that this board has never taken off despite been top of the search engines and that it is impossible to get good intelligent debate going on here.

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Bad day at the office lr - at least you got all three done in one day. Hope today is better for you. xx

On the subject of lost wedding rings, funny, I read the one about the bloke losing his in a recycling bin and it reminded me of the carrott one. There's hope that you will just find it when you least expect it.

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/mobile/uk-england-shropshire-16521985]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/mobile/uk-england-shropshire-16521985

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16374283]http://www.bbc.co.uk...europe-16374283

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And Daveo - when I tried to sign in last night - I thought I was gonna have to pay to get in. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

Nice to see everything back to normal this morning. Thank you for your hard work, even though it was your own cock up. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

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Our lovely lady put me work trousers in tumble dryer when she got up at 6am, I ignored my alarm and got up at 8am, I was running late for work so quickly just put trousers on and nearly burnt myself a new belly button.....

Tumble dryers are more dangerous then a p!ssed off Honey Badger

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They were lucky to find them. We searched the car and everywhere, no luck. If it's been lost at the school where Dav is working and a pupil picks it up, I like to think they'd hand it in but more likely they'll flog it.

Ah well, it might turn up one day but at the w/e we're off to get him a new one.

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Yesterday I embarked on a mission to upgrade the server and made a cock up which had me up until 2am fixing, I then wake and realise that this board has never taken off despite been top of the search engines and that it is impossible to get good intelligent debate going.

Sucks to be you!

I was wondering what the heart internet redirect poo was all about.

I got a new laptop yesterday and I thought for a while that it was cocked up or summat. Talk about wrong place wrong time. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

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Where was that?

I want to go to Linear Fisheries down Oxford around September/October time

WAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHA! herdear its the way he keeps a straight face. hehe. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />

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WAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHA! herdear its the way he keeps a straight face. hehe. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons//biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons//laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons//biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons//laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />

I thought you'd of realised now I simply have no intention of ever meeting you despite your weekly requests

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it's not legal, but i'd give your daughter's 'friend' a good slap, ladyram. she ain't gonna do it again then!

Well, my daughter doesn't want me to say owt in case it causes a problem that could spill over into school life, so I won't. She didn't say owt until after she'd gone because she knows I would have said something to her. I wouldn't have said or done owt bad but I would have had to say summat.

Next time she comes she aint getting past the doorstep. She wears top end gear too, well turned out and all that. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':mellow:' />

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