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5 minutes before KO and the all so familiar 'If you still hate Forest...' begins.

90 minute winners

Beating teams with 10 men after going a goal down.

Athletico Madrids short from last season.

The SE/South in full voice.

Premier league and were having a laugh, every week.

Mario Balotelli (seconded)

Falling down the seat infront when Rob Hulse scores against Forest

Walking up to an away ground close to KO.

Freezing your arse off but not giving it one thought.

Dave Jones freekick vs Wednesday.

Stevie Howard.

Eddie Lewis.

Giles Barnes volley + 94th minute + Ninian Park terrace + my birthday.

Seeing a Derby badge/sticker in a car somewhere other than Derby.

Having bragging rights at work.

Being the only one of your friends to support and go watch your local.

Not Luke by any chance?

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Watching men cry when there team gets relegated. Grow up!

Actually, that gets me angry

I'm struggling to contribute the this thread. Not as easy as it first seemed.

Er, when everyone thinks the ball is going out but it hits the corner flag and stays in. I like that. Sort of.

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WHY WE LOVE BALOTELLI

>Survived a usually fatal disease at birth

>£10,000 in parking fines

>Car impounded 27 times

>£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team

>Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside

>Rescued a child from bullying

>Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager

>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting

>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club

>Thinks milk with tea is strange

>Bibotelli saga

>Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week

>Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."

>Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board

>Came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and Scalectrix

>Started fights with Kompany, Boateng and Tevez at training

>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter

>Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter

>U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he's down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.

>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it

>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.

>After the FA cup final, on live TV, says "This season I have been s***. Can I say that?"

>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real craphole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said "because I'm rich"

>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch

>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had won

>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show

>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs

>*** mental chicken hat

>When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere

>Said he would find out who he was so he could remind Wilshere he came second

>Drove his car into a women's prison so he could have a look around

>Swore on live TV after the FA cup final

>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed

>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial

>Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.

>Set house on fire using fireworks

>Said only Messi is "a little stronger" than him, and he is better than all other players

>"Why always me?" shirt, made for him by City kitman Chappy

>Drove around Manchester high fiving city fans from his car the day after >1-6

>Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire

>Hands £20 notes out to strangers when in Manchester

>Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne

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Mario Balotelli's antics both on and off the field. Particularly when the ones that people hate him for

Mario Balotelli becoming an ambassador for firework safety after setting his bathroom on fire

Beating forest

Seeing forest fan's hearts break when we beat them.

Eating meat and potato pie, chips and mushy peas just before going to a match.

Living in an area where forest fans outnumber derby fans when we've just beaten them at the shitty ground with ten men

Athletic Bilbao

Liverpool spending millions on average players

The FA choosing a p*ss poor training camp for the euros so they have an excuse when we lose all our games

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WHY WE LOVE BALOTELLI

>Survived a usually fatal disease at birth

>£10,000 in parking fines

>Car impounded 27 times

>£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team

>Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside

>Rescued a child from bullying

>Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager

>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting

>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club

>Thinks milk with tea is strange

>Bibotelli saga

>Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week

>Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."

>Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board

>Came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and Scalectrix

>Started fights with Kompany, Boateng and Tevez at training

>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter

>Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter

>U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he's down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.

>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it

>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.

>After the FA cup final, on live TV, says "This season I have been s***. Can I say that?"

>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real craphole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said "because I'm rich"

>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch

>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had won

>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show

>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs

>*** mental chicken hat

>When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere

>Said he would find out who he was so he could remind Wilshere he came second

>Drove his car into a women's prison so he could have a look around

>Swore on live TV after the FA cup final

>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed

>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial

>Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.

>Set house on fire using fireworks

>Said only Messi is "a little stronger" than him, and he is better than all other players

>"Why always me?" shirt, made for him by City kitman Chappy

>Drove around Manchester high fiving city fans from his car the day after >1-6

>Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire

>Hands £20 notes out to strangers when in Manchester

>Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne

Did you get that off trueLAD? LADatelli!

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