vicky-27 Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 That men are from mars and women are from venus ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Nope, Men are from Earth women are from Pluto, me Dad told me that when we had 'the chat'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Is that Uranus I saw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Originally posted by David;12457 Nope, Men are from Earth women are from Pluto, me Dad told me that when we had 'the chat'. Iv heard that one too. Altho i think instead of pluto it was f*ck knows where, nonsenseland probably lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Women come from Boulox. Well they speak it, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Originally posted by Boyciniho;12528 Women come from Boulox. Well they speak it, anyway. Agree'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted April 26, 2009 Author Share Posted April 26, 2009 What Men REALLY Mean ... "I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "Let's take your car." Really means...."Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas." "Woman driver." Really means...."Someone who doesn't speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures, and has a better driving record than I have." "I don't care what color you paint the kitchen." Really means...."As long as you don't expect me to paint it. In which case I like the color it is NOW nust fine." "It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "Can I help with dinner?" Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Originally posted by vicky-27;12533 What Men REALLY Mean ... "I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "Let's take your car." Really means...."Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas." "Woman driver." Really means...."Someone who doesn't speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures, and has a better driving record than I have." "I don't care what color you paint the kitchen." Really means...."As long as you don't expect me to paint it. In which case I like the color it is NOW nust fine." "It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "Can I help with dinner?" Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?" ooo fights back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted April 26, 2009 Author Share Posted April 26, 2009 Have to Matty - we are outnumbered on here THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys. BUTT (but) n. female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. female: A desire to get married and raise a family. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. female: A good movie, concert, play or book. male: Anything that can be done while drinking. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 What do women do when out numbered? Shout louder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Originally posted by Boyciniho;12538 What do women do when out numbered? Nick your wallet and go clothes shopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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