Thornhill Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh ****, it's Global Warming. Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two chunks of bread. Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man 'What have u got there?' Said the pie man unto Simon Pies you ********. Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon. Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play he kissed them too cause he was gay. Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass Now two of his teeth are missing. Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white and wispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now it's black and crispy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 they are quite funny and a lil bit sick at the same time lol:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Like them Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the side and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs She also had a little blouse twas old and torn to bits and every time she wore it the boys could see her t*ts Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front but she didn't wear that one very often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Mary had a little lamb, with lots and lots of blisters. Now it's burning in a ditch, with all its brothers and sisters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet her clothes all tattered and torn It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her It was liitle boy blue with his horn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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