Stagtime Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Buying a new pair of Doc Martins and realising they’ll outlast me. Bob The Badger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Sitting down to pee, just for a rest. MuespachRam, Alph and Sufferingfool 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 17 hours ago, i-Ram said: Frequently saying 'Does this place smell of piss?' Or frequently hearing other people say it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Or frequently hearing other people say it Most people are too polite. It is deflection on my part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 16 hours ago, Anag Ram said: Hair removal. I wish the hair on my head grew as fast as it does in my nose! I hear you. Why do long wiry pube like hairs suddenly start deciding to grown out from the centre of earlobes when you hit your late 40's?. Going grey on my head never bothered me but I hate the fact that almost all my chest hair (there's quite a lot - hence my name) is white. I'm 48 for god's sake, not bloody 70. uttoxram75, cstand, Ramant62 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: I hear you. Why do long wiry pube like hairs suddenly start deciding to grown out from the centre of earlobes when you hit your late 40's?. Going grey on my head never bothered me but I hate the fact that almost all my chest hair (there's quite a lot - hence my name) is white. I'm 48 for god's sake, not bloody 70. Greg Davies says seeing himself naked down below is like seeing Don King riding a sad baby elephant. Comrade 86, Sufferingfool, Bob The Badger and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 10 hours ago, Rev said: Sitting down to pee, just for a rest. If I go for a pee in the night, and I do every night, sometimes twice, I always sit down. As I don't want to turn the light it it avoids missing and getting grief from the missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Turning the thread on its head, when your girlfriend says we need to start using lube, rather than relying on auto lube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 12 hours ago, Bob The Badger said: If I go for a pee in the night, and I do every night, sometimes twice, I always sit down. As I don't want to turn the light it it avoids missing and getting grief from the missus. Take magnesium/zinc/calcium tablets every day and you won't have to get up in the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 42 minutes ago, sage said: Take magnesium/zinc/calcium tablets every day and you won't have to get up in the night. As a cork? EtoileSportiveDeDerby and Bob The Badger 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 On 23/09/2021 at 00:02, ramit said: Time has been kind to me, considering how i have lived my life, but of course there are some things i notice. Hair hair here there and everywhere except the top of my head, greatly reduced stamina and not much of a runner anymore, i used to fly and i still expect my body to obey, but it won't. Man boobs, big ones, i need a sports bra or something, they bounce when i jog, so that's my excuse for not jogging. Now some of my favorite music is the stuff my mother loves and i used to sneer at Is that what Declan Donnelly is doing now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 8 hours ago, Angry Ram said: Is that what Declan Donnelly is doing now? Never heard of him, but looked him up and still no wiser to what you mean That's the uncle of Bubbi Morthens, who's music was used in "The Nightshift" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 On 22/09/2021 at 08:04, Mucker1884 said: Having to constantly Google abbreviations and acronyms on an almost daily basis. For instance, just a few seconds ago, I had to Google "FML". I just read it, and thought WTF! ?♂️ I was just reading a post on here and saw IMHO…. I had no idea what that meant…thought I would stretch my mind and try and work It out…. Did that for 3 minutes then googled It….all while sat on the toilet having a pee for a nice treat/rest… (It means In My Humble Opinion….BTW) (BTW means by the way, by the way) Mucker1884 and Wolfie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 6 minutes ago, MuespachRam said: I was just reading a post on here and saw IMHO…. I had no idea what that meant…thought I would stretch my mind and try and work It out…. Did that for 3 minutes then googled It….all while sat on the toilet having a pee for a nice treat/rest… (It means In My Humble Opinion….BTW) (BTW means by the way, by the way) TFTM (Thanks for that mate) IMHO is... I believe... bi-lingual, as the aitch can also stand for "Honest" as well as "Humble". I think that's right? FIIK! MuespachRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 13 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: TFTM (Thanks for that mate) IMHO is... I believe... bi-lingual, as the aitch can also stand for "Honest" as well as "Humble". I think that's right? FIIK! Think so, IIRC Mucker1884 and MuespachRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: TFTM (Thanks for that mate) IMHO is... I believe... bi-lingual, as the aitch can also stand for "Honest" as well as "Humble". I think that's right? FIIK! Wow, you are so… young and hip. jono and Mucker1884 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 On 24/09/2021 at 16:49, MuespachRam said: Wow, you are so… YAH FTFY, IT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 On 23/09/2021 at 08:50, Rev said: Sitting down to pee, just for a rest. I do that and I’m 21! Rev and MuespachRam 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: I do that and I’m 21! Yeah, it must be tiring, spending so much time stood in front of a toilet every day. sage and Ghost of Clough 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 (edited) fwiw I'm enjoying getting older. Tbh I feel like I can connect with more people about more topics With food I used to think idgaf what I eat. But now I don't think 'idc'. I actually like more flavours My taste in music hasn't changed much imo. Lmao. Also I feel more relaxed about football. If Derby lose I'm like 'ggs' Anyway, I gtg rn because I'm ngl but I'm really busy. I won't go into detail, I'll keep that on the dl. So I'll stfu ttfn guys. EZ. Edited September 26, 2021 by Alpha TimRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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