bimmerman Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 35 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: Was it Jamie Paterson by any chance? I'm blaming the incoming administration on him DarkFruitsRam7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G_Kinkladze Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Had an RTC on the M1 a few years ago, ran in to the back of (a very attractive) young woman in a BMW, absolutely my own fault. ... caused entirely by my being on the phone. Selfishly lobbed the phone in the glove compartment before everything had even came to a standstill and blamed the incident on 'the traffic slowing quickly in front caught me out' (Friday afternoon, northbound!). Whole incident made worse that the lass I was messaging was a F*rest supporter and I was rinsing her for the state of their club at the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 4 hours ago, G_Kinkladze said: Had an RTC on the M1 a few years ago, ran in to the back of (a very attractive) young woman in a BMW, absolutely my own fault. ... caused entirely by my being on the phone. Selfishly lobbed the phone in the glove compartment before everything had even came to a standstill and blamed the incident on 'the traffic slowing quickly in front caught me out' (Friday afternoon, northbound!). Whole incident made worse that the lass I was messaging was a F*rest supporter and I was rinsing her for the state of their club at the time! Please tell us that you’re now happily married to the aforementioned hot BMW driver and have three children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G_Kinkladze Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 5 hours ago, ilkleyram said: Please tell us that you’re now happily married to the aforementioned hot BMW driver and have three children Alas I'm afraid not, after a somewhat unremarkable half hour on the hard shoulder she was gone, never seen again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 In the grand scheme of things It wasn’t that bad…but I felt awful doing It. I was applying for a new job, I have never done It before so felt bad enough as it was…. I sent off 2 applications to different companies, both really great fits for me, during the interview process I realised I liked the sound of one of the two jobs more than the other….of course I got offered the one I didn’t like as much…but It was still great so I took It…. on Day 2 of my new job after all the on boarding, meet and greets, free stuff handed out to me, tours of the facility, security clearance approval, free dinners etc etc I was offered the other job I applied for…. After a sleepless night I went to work and told them that I was quitting after 2 days….. felt terrible but to be fair they were totally fine with me, let me leave that afternoon and I haven’t looked back since short term pain long term gain but I felt like the biggest poo in the world doing It Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 I once pretended a relative had died so I could get the bereavement leave off for a stag do. I was 18 first ever job and knew I wouldn’t get it off as holiday as too many people were already off, didn’t want to lose out on 2 days wages so just phoned up and said an uncle had died… easiest 2 days wages I’ve ever made. Still with the company to this day and when my daughter was born ill they gave me 3 months off fully paid so I feel kinda bad about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 16 hours ago, G_Kinkladze said: Alas I'm afraid not, after a somewhat unremarkable half hour on the hard shoulder she was gone, never seen again... So a RTC is not the best chat up line?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 I pee in the shower at work almost every day… Rev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 6 hours ago, MuespachRam said: I pee in the shower at work almost every day… Surely that's only bad if it's not you taking the shower? MuespachRam and GboroRam 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 17 hours ago, Ramslad1992 said: I once pretended a relative had died so I could get the bereavement leave off for a stag do. I was 18 first ever job and knew I wouldn’t get it off as holiday as too many people were already off, didn’t want to lose out on 2 days wages so just phoned up and said an uncle had died… easiest 2 days wages I’ve ever made. Still with the company to this day and when my daughter was born ill they gave me 3 months off fully paid so I feel kinda bad about it. I'm just hoping none of your workmates are Derby fans bud ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 18 minutes ago, 86 Hair Islands said: I'm just hoping none of your workmates are Derby fans bud ? Thank you for assuming I have some! ? luckily they aren’t! Not being from Derby and us being pretty rubbish helps! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Just now, Ramslad1992 said: Thank you for assuming I have some! ? luckily they aren’t! Not being from Derby and us being pretty rubbish helps! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 I've just clicked on "Mark Site Read", when the intention was to merely click the "Mark this Forum Read" (Specifically the Transfer forum, in this case). I'm an intelligent guy, ffs. How could I make such a catastrophic error! I fear I may now never fully recover from this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Joined in with what passed for “humour” when at Burton Grammar School in the ‘60s. (I was the target so often I stopped noticing TBH!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 Mixing beer and red wine last night is the worst thing I've ever done. If this filthy plate of filth doesn't sort me out then I'm writing the rest of the week off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 On 23/09/2021 at 04:54, G_Kinkladze said: Alas I'm afraid not, after a somewhat unremarkable half hour on the hard shoulder she was gone, never seen again... Not suprised she left after half hour of hard shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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