Ramslad1992 Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 1 hour ago, ramsbottom said: Slept with many, many girls behind my ex’s back and tried to use the fact she wasn’t very adventurous in the sack to justify it. But to be fair, she was terrible… I once stole a pack of Action Force stickers from Partners. I used to read The Sun regularly. I have friends who support Fo**st. I once had a girlfriend who supported forest, we split up after the 2-1 fielding sending off as I was relentless in taking the piss Rev and uttoxram75 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 19 minutes ago, Ramslad1992 said: I once had a girlfriend who supported forest, we split up after the 2-1 fielding sending off as I was relentless in taking the piss I'm not sure @ramsbottom was looking to be so adventurous? stejawh, uttoxram75, ramsbottom and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 44 minutes ago, Ramslad1992 said: I once had a girlfriend who supported forest, we split up after the 2-1 fielding sending off as I was relentless in taking the piss We all occasionally enjoy a bit of rough, but there's still a line. Yellow card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 I once cracked a joke about gingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 (edited) 21 hours ago, ramsbottom said: Slept with many, many girls behind my ex’s back and tried to use the fact she wasn’t very adventurous in the sack to justify it. But to be fair, she was terrible… I once stole a pack of Action Force stickers from Partners. I used to read The Sun regularly. I have friends who support Fo**st. You should be ashamed of your behaviour pal. Having Red Dogs as mates is inexcusable. Edited September 11, 2021 by 86 Hair Islands GboroRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 ...........read this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GB SPORTS Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 On 01/09/2021 at 21:25, Rev said: A long time ago, I went with two mates back to their old house to mess around. We found a load of frogs in their abandoned pond, put them into a Thermos flask that was lying around, and proceed to throw it around the garden repeatedly. They also shot a few birds with a pellet rifle too. I felt really bad about the birds, slightly less so the frogs. Frogs have human rights too you know Oh wait..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 On 10/09/2021 at 21:14, ramsbottom said: Slept with many, many girls behind my ex’s back and tried to use the fact she wasn’t very adventurous in the sack to justify it. But to be fair, she was terrible… I thought she was awesome. She'd had a previous boyfriend who thought the G Spot was a Night Club, but after I told her she could let that go it was mind blowing. sage, Eddie and ramsbottom 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bimmerman Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 Too many to list here so I'll just go with this week... Some twit in an Audi pulled across me on my bicycle this week then slammed his brakes on to park and called me a Bamford So in the arguement that followed when I'd kicked his wing mirror off,I took his keys out his ignition and dropped them down a drain and cycled off. Justified ? Tamworthram and MuespachRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 I caught a shop lifter. Well I got proper punishment for it. I got fired. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bimmerman Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, Cisse said: I caught a shop lifter. Well I got proper punishment for it. I got fired. ? I used to make a sport out of it until recently,some bloke we tried to chase had a knife. Just let it go now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 27 minutes ago, bimmerman said: I used to make a sport out of it until recently,some bloke we tried to chase had a knife. Just let it go now I got robbed once with a machete. I let him go too. ? StockholmRam and bimmerman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 I put a football club into administration. Just joking. Steve How Hard?, GboroRam, bimmerman and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StockholmRam Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 On 02/09/2021 at 10:59, cstand said: I once chased a girl through a field of wheat. Was it on fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 15 hours ago, StockholmRam said: Was it on fire? Best fields of fire for me StockholmRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 On 17/09/2021 at 20:00, Cisse said: I caught a shop lifter. Well I got proper punishment for it. I got fired. ? I remember you posting about that. Did you ever get compensation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 We used to do knock-a-door-run as kids. Mates and me once did my own house and it was strange seeing Dad come to the door look around wondering who had knocked. I actually owned up to this last year at a family gathering! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 20, 2021 Author Share Posted September 20, 2021 7 minutes ago, TimRam said: We used to do knock-a-door-run as kids. Mates and me once did my own house and it was strange seeing Dad come to the door look around wondering who had knocked. I actually owned up to this last year at a family gathering! We once tied some fishing line to a neighbours door knocker, she was a right misery so we were quite determined to annoy her. So we did under a tree at the bottom of her garden. After the first 2 time we did it, we saw her outline behind the door and when we did it again, she opened the door straight away and looked so confused. She then checked the knocker and started following the fishing line down the garden. When she got 10 yards away we scarpered in different directions, with all kinds of threats bellowed behind us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 7 hours ago, Phoenix said: I remember you posting about that. Did you ever get compensation? I never tried to get any compensation. The lawyers said it would take about 3-4 years and it would have been so small that I didn't bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 On 17/09/2021 at 19:30, bimmerman said: Too many to list here so I'll just go with this week... Some twit in an Audi pulled across me on my bicycle this week then slammed his brakes on to park and called me a Bamford So in the arguement that followed when I'd kicked his wing mirror off,I took his keys out his ignition and dropped them down a drain and cycled off. Justified ? Was it Jamie Paterson by any chance? bimmerman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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