What would you give for that 20 goal striker

[Gee SCREAMER !!]

Some mixed opinions on we we are as a club at the minute.  So thought we'd do a little poll to see if were quite as detached from the club as some of us think we are for a bit of fun.  See what comes out in the wash. How far are we willing to go .

[May Contain Nuts]

I'd give far more for 3 players scoring 10 goals and providing 5 assists each, or some tactics allowing that to happen 

Edited August 16, 2021 by Coconut

[Spanish]

8 hours ago, Coconut said:

I'd give far more for 3 players scoring 10 goals and providing 5 assists each, or some tactics allowing that to happen 

or 3 scoring 7, with our luck if we bought a 20 goal man he would get injured in the warm up and be out for the season

[Steve Buckley’s Dog]

Or someone just scoring?

If Stretton manages one more he will probably end up being top scorer for the season. 

[BaaLocks]

8 hours ago, Coconut said:

I'd give far more for 3 players scoring 10 goals and providing 5 assists each, or some tactics allowing that to happen 

We have Stretton, CKR and Lawrence - who should all be good for 10+ goals a season. You're point is the right one - they need the service otherwise they are as much use as titties on a boarhog.

[Anag Ram]

3 minutes ago, BaaLocks said:

We have Stretton, CKR and Lawrence - who should all be good for 10+ goals a season. You're point is the right one - they need the service otherwise they are as much use as titties on a boarhog.

I've been out with her. 

[Oldben]

1 hour ago, Anag Ram said:

I've been out with her. 

Ckr is injured.

Lawrence is never scoring 10 goals in a season, let alone 20.

Stretton is too young and untried to pose a significant threat.

Now we are looking to bring in Baldock, who simply isn't good enough and at his age isn't going to be.

[JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta]

You could give us a 40 goal per season striker and it wouldn't make a difference, we'd soon turn them in to a 4 goal per season striker with our disorganised nonsense of a squad and set up.

[Chris_Martin]

"What would you give for that 20 goal striker"

 

Our manager

[Beetle]

Stetton might do it - he instinctively smacked that one in quite nicely

[Curtains]

[RadioactiveWaste]

What would I give? nuthin.

What of @David's would I give? I think it'd be a forum poll on if the tat is going to be the cockroach badge or the nipple cripple badge and a thread about best brands of superglue.

 

[The Scarlet Pimpernel]

Ignore 

Edited August 17, 2021 by The Scarlet Pimpernel

[BaaLocks]

Hey, I'm old enough to remember when Weimann wasn't good enough, Bamford was just a pretty boy and Russell was all huff and no end product. Oh, and Harry Wilson was a bit of a luxury.

[kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong]

20 hours ago, Curtains said:

What does this even mean?

[Shake n Bake]

We don't need a 20 goal a season striker, just a good corner routine and a 20 goal a season Phil Jagielka.

[Dean (hick) Saunders]

I will give someone (anyone) the mad cat that my wife took in from her work friend.