David Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 @DarkFruitsRam7? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 2012. Twice on the same day. I was 41. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 (edited) Never. I've always looked older than I am, even as a teenager. At the tender age of sixteen I was stood at the bar of The Spotted Horse in Derby having just ordered a pint of Double Diamond when two young lads walked in. The barmaid immediately turned to them and told them to get out. As she handed me my pint, she said " how annoying it was when kids tried to drink while underage". All I could do was nod in agreement and sip my pint while keeping a straight face. Edited July 24, 2021 by 1of4 DarkFruitsRam7, uttoxram75, Jourdan and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 About 3 years ago in NG1 nightclub in Nottingham. They had this electronic driving licence scanner thing outside and the bouncers insisted everyone who wanted to get in had to present their driving licence against it. I said really mate are you having a laugh and the humourless get basically said if I didn't I wouldn't get in. Wish I hadn't now as was crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Git Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 (edited) When I was 23 (36 years ago). Parks Inn in Harpur Hill, the landlord at the time (Tom) was a right PITA. He always had a face like a bulldog licking pi55 off a nettle. Edited July 24, 2021 by Grumpy Git Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 12 minutes ago, Tyler Durden said: About 3 years ago in NG1 nightclub in Nottingham. They had this electronic driving licence scanner thing outside and the bouncers insisted everyone who wanted to get in had to present their driving licence against it. I said really mate are you having a laugh and the humourless get basically said if I didn't I wouldn't get in. Wish I hadn't now as was crap. The only scanner they have on the door of NG1 is a Gaydar. Tyler Durden 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 About 1986 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rev said: The only scanner they have on the door of NG1 is a Gaydar. This was when I went to a Dance Attack Polska night there with some women from work. Allegedly. Rev and EtoileSportiveDeDerby 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 2 hours ago, 1of4 said: Never. I've always looked older than I am, even as a teenager. At the tender age of sixteen I was stood at the bar of The Spotted Horse in Derby having just ordered a pint of Double Diamond when two young lads walked in. The barmaid immediately turned to them and told them to get out. As she handed me my pint, she said " how annoying it was when kids tried to drink while underage". All I could do was nod in agreement and sip my pint while keeping a straight face. Have a like for mentioning The Spotted Horse and Double Diamond ? Could always get served in there on a match day aged 16! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bimmerman Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Today I'm 32 with a grey beard and receding hairline (ducking stud muffin in other words) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Despite being 53,a delivery man bringing my crate of peroni asked me for proof of age yesterday. Made my day? (I appreciate it could have been my deceased great grand parents standing there and he would still have wanted their ages but I'll take it as a good thing any day) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 (edited) Four weeks ago, receiving an order which came via UPS. I'm 68. Do I win? Edited July 25, 2021 by Eddie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 33 minutes ago, Eddie said: Four weeks ago, receiving an order which came via UPS. I'm 68. Do I win? They employ partially sighted deliver drivers?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Every time I go to the supermarket they ID me, always feels funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 (edited) 16 minutes ago, MuespachRam said: Every time I go to the supermarket they ID me, always feels funny That's because they know you're from Liverpool ? Edited July 25, 2021 by richinspain Missed word Boycie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 22 hours ago, David said: @DarkFruitsRam7? ? He only looks 12 to be fair. richinspain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted July 25, 2021 Author Share Posted July 25, 2021 Just now, Coneheadjohn said: He only looks 12 to be fair. We was sat outside a Spoons next to Old Trafford, I ordered him another pint, barmaid gave me my drink, Leanne hers, turns to him and says yeah, going to need to see your ID. He whips his driving licence out with what looks like a picture of a primary school kid on. Then shows us a pic of him when he was taking his lessons, was barely taller than the car, swear he must have had to sit on a booster seat ? (Sorry @DarkFruitsRam7 but that did cheer me up a tad) ThePrisoner, Coneheadjohn, rynny and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 I wish............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, David said: We was sat outside a Spoons next to Old Trafford, I ordered him another pint, barmaid gave me my drink, Leanne hers, turns to him and says yeah, going to need to see your ID. He whips his driving licence out with what looks like a picture of a primary school kid on. Then shows us a pic of him when he was taking his lessons, was barely taller than the car, swear he must have had to sit on a booster seat ? (Sorry @DarkFruitsRam7 but that did cheer me up a tad) I grew A LOT at about 17. Still sometimes get asked for ID when buying energy drink though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 47 minutes ago, David said: We was sat outside a Spoons next to Old Trafford, I ordered him another pint, barmaid gave me my drink, Leanne hers, turns to him and says yeah, going to need to see your ID. He whips his driving licence out with what looks like a picture of a primary school kid on. Then shows us a pic of him when he was taking his lessons, was barely taller than the car, swear he must have had to sit on a booster seat ? (Sorry @DarkFruitsRam7 but that did cheer me up a tad) Theirs a Spoons outside Old Trafford? Oh to be a big club ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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