Rev Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 7 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: Whenever I think of a number two, I almost always think of @Boycie. It's because he's a plumber, no? Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 15 minutes ago, Mostyn6 said: Seems I’m unemployed then. Sorry, it's a genuine oversight. Wayne Rooney's hair stylist. @Mostyn6. P/T position, salary £100000 p/a pro rata. Works out at £2.50 per trim, once every 3 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 45 minutes ago, jono said: Leeds City Ram.. best reviews and best most balanced understanding of the game. (IMO ? ) Roy Mac as assistant because he wouldn’t stand for too much mollycoddling and has contacts at other clubs where he claims to have found a 17 year old genius called Martin Christopher … that “Inter were after but I got in first” Angieram running the U23’s ready to take over when the previous 2 and their back room staff are inevitably sacked. It’s the back room staff that finally spoilt it. The team bonding week in Skegness, stories of 6 in a caravan romps, scandal in the toilet block and soggy chip paper left everywhere. Disgrace I tell you ! .. I'm completely with you on @LeedsCityRam for Manager. Excellent reading of the game and articulate with it. I'd like a sensible pragmatist in support so @rynny or your good self might fit the bill. A sort of Forum McClaren/Simpson dream team! Don't tell @sage you're putting me in charge of the 23s or he'll start talking about restraining orders again! ? rynny, LeedsCityRam and jono 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 40 minutes ago, Rev said: It's because he's a plumber, no? No, it because I’m flush init. Rev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeedsCityRam Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 50 minutes ago, jono said: Leeds City Ram.. best reviews and best most balanced understanding of the game. (IMO ? ) Roy Mac as assistant because he wouldn’t stand for too much mollycoddling and has contacts at other clubs where he claims to have found a 17 year old genius called Martin Christopher … that “Inter were after but I got in first” Angieram running the U23’s ready to take over when the previous 2 and their back room staff are inevitably sacked. It’s the back room staff that finally spoilt it. The team bonding week in Skegness, stories of 6 in a caravan romps, scandal in the toilet block and soggy chip paper left everywhere. Disgrace I tell you ! .. Very kind Jono & thanks @angieram also ? Although me managing with RoyMac5 as assistant would be like sticking Gary Neville & Carragher in joint charge ? jono, RoyMac5, Derby blood and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 1 hour ago, jono said: The team bonding week in Skegness, stories of 6 in a caravan romps, scandal in the toilet block and soggy chip paper left everywhere. Disgrace I tell you ! .. Sounds like a weekend we had there in 82 after a game at Grimsby. jono 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 36 minutes ago, angieram said: Don't tell @sage you're putting me in charge of the 23s or he'll start talking about restraining orders again! ? He's very naughty is that @sage for causing upset Angie..... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 10 hours ago, Rev said: It's because he's a plumber, no? Erm... actually... no. That's not the reason! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 9 hours ago, Boycie said: No, it because I’m flushin' it. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 11 hours ago, bimmerman said: @Boyciefor his dashing good looks bimmerman, David and jono 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 13 hours ago, hintonsboots said: That describes Mel exactly. The mystery is solved. We all knew Mel was on the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimeram Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 12 hours ago, Mostyn6 said: Seems I’m unemployed then. I've joined you too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 I assume @RadioactiveWaste would get our team playing radiant football. That'll do! RadioactiveWaste 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 20 minutes ago, Dimmu said: I assume @RadioactiveWaste would get our team playing radiant football. That'll do! I believe I could be a significant source of activity, have a long half life as a manager and follow the "Alexander Litvineko" approach to team discipline. The fans would be glowing. However, ultimately, the job really should go to @Curtains Dimmu and jono 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Well after 69 seasons on footballstarmanager phone game, I've won the Premier League 33 times, 26 European and 35 FA cup wins - and currently have over £1.5bn cash in the bank. I expect a call shortly.... jono 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheron85 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 13 hours ago, Mostyn6 said: Seems I’m unemployed then. 1 hour ago, oldtimeram said: I've joined you too I think any of us not mentioned by page 5 would have to be classed in the "forgettable" bracket as a manager - And I can't decide whether actually that might be the exact kind of manager we need right now ? Personally I'm going for @angieram with B4 as assistant - I feel like the sense of pragmatic optimism is needed from a manager right now and then the unrestrained love for the club from an assistant should permeate well into the playing squad If players can't get themselves in the mood after B4 has given them a pep talk I genuinely don't know what else would oldtimeram, angieram and jono 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 6 hours ago, cheron85 said: I think any of us not mentioned by page 5 would have to be classed in the "forgettable" bracket as a manager - And I can't decide whether actually that might be the exact kind of manager we need right now ? Personally I'm going for @angieram with B4 as assistant - I feel like the sense of pragmatic optimism is needed from a manager right now and then the unrestrained love for the club from an assistant should permeate well into the playing squad If players can't get themselves in the mood after B4 has given them a pep talk I genuinely don't know what else would Absolutely ! But if we lose, B4 can’t do the post match interviews .. we’ll get in trouble with the EFL. Personally though I think be 4 would be better dealing with player sales .. he’d drive a hard bargain and get us some cracking prices. Wouldn’t be long B4 we had enough in the kitty from academy sales to buy Messi angieram and David 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Tour Manager (as above) @MuespachRam .................as he knows how to get to America from America and if you don't know already, he saw Derby County play Bristol City in a Pre Season in America and I know you do know already, because he's only mentioned it 19,567 times, but that just highlights his strengths in advertising. He also knows where the beach is, as the family sunbathed on the Ripley Rams St George Flag whilst @MuespachRamthrew a load of Bristol City fans into the sea, as he mistook them in their Red shirts and with their weird accents as Liverpool fans! He unfortunately missed the tour to America in 1999, as he accidently locked himself into the Asda toilets all week in Ripley, whilst trying to work out where his beloved Rams had disappeared too........ RadioactiveWaste, MuespachRam and Rev 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 34 minutes ago, Inverurie Ram said: Tour Manager (as above) @MuespachRam .................as he knows how to get to America from America and if you don't know already, he saw Derby County play Bristol City in a Pre Season in America and I know you do know already, because he's only mentioned it 19,567 times, but that just highlights his strengths in advertising. He also knows where the beach is, as the family sunbathed on the Ripley Rams St George Flag whilst @MuespachRamthrew a load of Bristol City fans into the sea, as he mistook them in their Red shirts and with their weird accents as Liverpool fans! He unfortunately missed the tour to America in 1999, as he accidently locked himself into the Asda toilets all week in Ripley, whilst trying to work out where his beloved Rams had disappeared too........ Pre seasons would never be the same again mate.... We would have a Wedding Present themed pre season tour, starting in Kittery, hitting Greenland, hitting Interstate 5 etc etc... you would love it.. by the way....where we you in Florida....? Part timer.. Inverurie Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 15 minutes ago, MuespachRam said: Pre seasons would never be the same again mate.... We would have a Wedding Present themed pre season tour, starting in Kittery, hitting Greenland, hitting Interstate 5 etc etc... you would love it.. by the way....where we you in Florida....? Part timer.. We all saw the forecast and stayed at home. Inverurie Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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