Gritstone Ram Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 I never like to complain about it being too hot but after this recent hot temperatures my backside is like a blood orange. I think I have actually got some form of nappy rash. Has anyone else had any adverse reactions to this hot weather. I am now looking forward to my missus rubbing a bit of sudocrem into my gusset and a nice sprinkling of talcum powder. EtoileSportiveDeDerby, Comrade 86, Jourdan and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G STAR RAM Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Had this awful feeling of thirst all weekend and the only way to cure it seemed to be pouring a pint of lager down my neck. Bad thing was once I had done that the feeling would re-appear 5 minutes later. Gritstone Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Gritstone Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted July 18, 2021 Author Share Posted July 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, G STAR RAM said: Had this awful feeling of thirst all weekend and the only way to cure it seemed to be pouring a pint of lager down my neck. Bad thing was once I had done that the feeling would re-appear 5 minutes later. Sat in the beer garden today has added to my problems. I think it’s the combat shorts that do it. However small price to pay for this weather and to be able to soak up the sun and eat out in the beer garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted July 18, 2021 Author Share Posted July 18, 2021 I’m currently sat on a piece of kitchen towel. Someone at work suggested a tena lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 (edited) I might need some wipes for my legs. They are baked... Edited July 18, 2021 by JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta Rammy03, Jourdan, Abu Derby and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 18 minutes ago, JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta said: I might need some wipes for my legs. They are baked... I like the way your missus insists you cover the sheet from your socks, but is happy to have baguettes on the bed. And before you call me sexist, only a woman would drape the spare towel like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 These are the type of threads dcfcfans was built on ? Gritstone Ram, EtoileSportiveDeDerby and JoetheRam 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 Can never be too hot. I love the heat, I should live on the Equator. Carl Sagan and EtoileSportiveDeDerby 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfella Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 Gritstone Ram, TimRam, EtoileSportiveDeDerby and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 18 hours ago, Gritstone Ram said: I’m currently sat on a piece of kitchen towel. Someone at work suggested a tena lady. Oh sorry, that's a tenor lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 Just now, BaaLocks said: Oh sorry, that's a tenor lady Oops, my bad again, thought you said a tenner lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 Just now, BaaLocks said: Oops, my bad again, thought you said a tenner lady Actually, that's a tenner lady. She's one of our own.... Carl Sagan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 Hows it going @Gritstone Ram ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted July 19, 2021 Author Share Posted July 19, 2021 (edited) 28 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said: Hows it going @Gritstone Ram ?? It’s better today. I wore a pair of swimming shorts today. I looked a bit like Vincent Vaga out of pulp fiction. Edited July 19, 2021 by Gritstone Ram That isn’t me btw I’m better looking than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagtime Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 15 hours ago, Angry Ram said: Can never be too hot. I love the heat, I should live on the Equator. I’m hearing you buddy, 18 deg and sitting here with 2 jumpers on and the heater roaring. Can take the heat, it’s the humidity here in summer that’s the killer. Angry Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 7 hours ago, Gritstone Ram said: It’s better today. I wore a pair of swimming shorts today. I looked a bit like Vincent Vaga out of pulp fiction. Be careful mate, some of those modern swimming shorts can chafe like buggery. Gritstone Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gritstone Ram Posted July 20, 2021 Author Share Posted July 20, 2021 I’ve been to Scarborough today. I look like a red squirrel now. EtoileSportiveDeDerby 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 21 hours ago, Gritstone Ram said: I’ve been to Scarborough today. I look like a red squirrel now. Please don't post pics of your bushy tail, Google don't like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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