CocuBarmyArmy Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 Our victory over the EFL has, as expected, brought all of public footpath FCs supporters out on twitter. I couldn't help but notice that many Leeds fans seem to be totally fixated with this idea that one of our players defecated on the away dressing room floor. I have been looking into it but I can't seem to find anything concrete, the most reliable word on the matter came from The Athletic, who described a 'dubious brown substance', but seeing as they had just played a football match surely probability dictates it was just mud? I really struggle with the idea that the Derby players stood round the dressing room watching someone curl one out in the middle of the floor, but footballers never fail to surprise me. Is it actually confirmed by anyone that this happened? And if so, who do we reckon was guilty? Abu Derby, TigerTedd and LeedsCityRam 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 13 minutes ago, CocuBarmyArmy said: Our victory over the EFL has, as expected, brought all of public footpath FCs supporters out on twitter. I couldn't help but notice that many Leeds fans seem to be totally fixated with this idea that one of our players defecated on the away dressing room floor. I have been looking into it but I can't seem to find anything concrete, the most reliable word on the matter came from The Athletic, who described a 'dubious brown substance', but seeing as they had just played a football match surely probability dictates it was just mud? I really struggle with the idea that the Derby players stood round the dressing room watching someone curl one out in the middle of the floor, but footballers never fail to surprise me. Is it actually confirmed by anyone that this happened? And if so, who do we reckon was guilty? If it was concrete, I would suggest more fibre in the diet. LeedsCityRam, MickD, CocuBarmyArmy and 8 others 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 I found the story quite believable to be honest. That doesn't make it true of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 Elland Road and Leeds in general is full of poo and always will be. How on earth would they notice one additional tod? Premier ram, LeedsCityRam, Rammy03 and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 This is the turd time I've heard this rumour. Miggins, David Graham Brown, Indy and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eccles the ram Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 They are just going through the motions! i-Ram, Eddie, RadioactiveWaste and 1 other 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 1 hour ago, sage said: This is the turd time I've heard this rumour. Richard the third? uttoxram75 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Ram Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 Sounds a load of old ? to me…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 If it looks like poo and smells like poo, then it most like is Leeds. RadioactiveWaste, Ken Tram and David Graham Brown 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 Suspicious brown substance is a bit ambiguous. If they'd have said "We found a little Pat Bamford" Dimmu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 Tools find stools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaragozaram Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 I think the local press in Yorkshire just got confused when Frank was talking about Mason Mount curling one off. He was obviously talking about our second goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 9 hours ago, CocuBarmyArmy said: one of our players defecated on the away dressing room floor, I have been looking into it . Are you from environmental health? LeedsCityRam and i-Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CocuBarmyArmy Posted July 4, 2021 Author Share Posted July 4, 2021 1 hour ago, hintonsboots said: Are you from environmental health? No one from environmental health would go into Leeds, too much work. hintonsboots 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miggins Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 (edited) We are all making far too much fuss about this. Afterall, it's just a little accident and given the age of some of the younger players in our team it's quite hardly surprising. Come on, you lambs!! Edited July 4, 2021 by Miggins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 Sorry, but if that happened it would have gone proper public. With all the bitterness of the match there is no way Leeds would have just sent a cleaner in with pair of Marogolds and put it down to high jinx. It is, quite literally, utter poo of a story CocuBarmyArmy and Premier ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 15 hours ago, CocuBarmyArmy said: as they had just played a football match surely probability dictates it was just Mud? Probably came from Jack Marriott's Tiger Feet.... (one for the teenagers there) MickD and Premier ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miggins Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 1 hour ago, BaaLocks said: Sorry, but if that happened it would have gone proper public. With all the bitterness of the match there is no way Leeds would have just sent a cleaner in with pair of Marogolds and put it down to high jinx. It is, quite literally, utter poo of a story I suspect that something bad had happened during the match that the Derby players just could not forgive and as a result they quite rightly made a 'dirty protest' before they departed. I've only come to this conclusion because our cat does the same when he goes to the vet for his monthly steroid injection. The difference is that our long suffering vet puts on a pair of surgical gloves and removes the offending article without a murmur of disapproval. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickD Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 8 hours ago, eccles the ram said: They are just going through the motions! I second that Miggins 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scarlet Pimpernel Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 1 minute ago, MickD said: I second that There's always a No. 2 MickD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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