Coneheadjohn Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 (edited) My dream last night,really vivid. My disclaimer is that it was all a dream,none of its true,I don’t drink or take drugs(illegal. Vivid as ever,WR was shopping and was telling me he had a dental emergency,I know a good dentist in Rotherham so took him. Everyone in the dentist was asking me if it was Rooney and I was, ’Don’t be daft,it’s my scally mate’. Anyway,then it went weird and the cronies from Dead Mans Shoes turn up,duff me up and are off with our Wayne,talk about panic. I was on the phone to Mrs Cone,telling her to tweet Coleen and stall her,she panicked thinking it was the Vardys...ffs! Anyway,does any one else have wierd vivid dreams that aren’t dodgy? Edited May 31, 2021 by Coneheadjohn Parsnip, Steve How Hard?, Mostyn6 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Did you eat a lot of cheese before you went to bed? Coneheadjohn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 14 minutes ago, Coneheadjohn said: Anyway,does any one else have wierd vivid dreams that aren’t dodgy? No. FFS get yourself down to the shrink! ? ? Coneheadjohn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted May 31, 2021 Author Share Posted May 31, 2021 8 minutes ago, RoyMac5 said: No. FFS get yourself down to the shrink! ? ? Mrs Cone just told me to shut up,she thought it had actually happened at first ?♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 4 minutes ago, Coneheadjohn said: Mrs Cone just told me to shut up,she thought it had actually happened at first ?♂️ Mate have you been out in the (lovely) sunshine without a hat on? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Calling @Mrs Cone, you seriously need to check @Coneheadjohns medication intake. I mean, come on, who in their right mind goes to Rotherham for anything? Coneheadjohn, Mrs Cone and richinspain 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted May 31, 2021 Author Share Posted May 31, 2021 12 minutes ago, richinspain said: Did you eat a lot of cheese before you went to bed? Not allowed ☹️ richinspain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted May 31, 2021 Author Share Posted May 31, 2021 10 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said: Calling @Mrs Cone, you seriously need to check @Coneheadjohns medication intake. I mean, come on, who in their right mind goes to Rotherham for anything? Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 On 31/05/2021 at 19:00, Coneheadjohn said: My dream last night,really vivid. My disclaimer is that it was all a dream,none of its true,I don’t drink or take drugs(illegal. Vivid as ever,WR was shopping and was telling me he had a dental emergency,I know a good dentist in Rotherham so took him. Everyone in the dentist was asking me if it was Rooney and I was, ’Don’t be daft,it’s my scally mate’.Anyway,then it went weird... Erm... Are you trying to say it wasn’t weird before this point? Mrs Cone and Coneheadjohn 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 When the doc said less meat and more greens, he wasn't suggesting you have a side order of weed with every supper bud ? Coneheadjohn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Wired timing. I lept out of bed last night, and threatened to deck my wife, who was coming back from the toilet. Honestly thought she was next to me in bed and it was a burglar! Comrade 86, Coneheadjohn, Steve How Hard? and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted June 3, 2021 Author Share Posted June 3, 2021 12 hours ago, Rev said: Wired timing. I lept out of bed last night, and threatened to deck my wife, who was coming back from the toilet. Honestly thought she was next to me in bed and it was a burglar! Your honour! Gap tooth ram, Comrade 86, Mucker1884 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted June 3, 2021 Author Share Posted June 3, 2021 12 hours ago, 86 Hair Islands said: When the doc said less meat and more greens, he wasn't suggesting you have a side order of weed with every supper bud ? Night after I had a dream about Keogh but i’ll spare you that one.(it wasn’t dodgy)! Comrade 86 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 On 31/05/2021 at 19:41, Steve How Hard? said: Calling @Mrs Cone, you seriously need to check @Coneheadjohns medication intake. I mean, come on, who in their right mind goes to Rotherham for anything? I went there for a date. A girl off Plenty of Fish. It was amusing, she’s what you’d politely describe as a “stealth-whale”. We went for a Chinese and when she’d ordered enough food for three people, she asked what I wanted! Coneheadjohn and Steve How Hard? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 36 minutes ago, Mostyn6 said: I went there for a date. A girl off Plenty of Fish. It was amusing, she’s what you’d politely describe as a “stealth-whale”. We went for a Chinese and when she’d ordered enough food for three people, she asked what I wanted! ...and you replied "My coat and a taxi" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Cone Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 On 31/05/2021 at 19:41, Steve How Hard? said: Calling @Mrs Cone, you seriously need to check @Coneheadjohns medication intake. I mean, come on, who in their right mind goes to Rotherham for anything? This is what I have to deal with mate, conehead n his strange dreams x?? Steve How Hard?, Comrade 86 and Coneheadjohn 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 On 02/06/2021 at 23:20, Rev said: Wired timing. I lept out of bed last night, and threatened to deck my wife, who was coming back from the toilet. Honestly thought she was next to me in bed and it was a burglar! Had a few Stellas before bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 I dreamt me and Wayne were out in Belper for a few jars the other week. I didn’t feel the need to tell everybody mind. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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